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Today, one of my customer's pipes were blocked. As I went to unblock it, about a handful of used condoms collided with my face. I don't know if I should be disgusted by this or disgusted by my customer. FML
by failallday / 08/07/2014 at 5:09am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, my dad was doing FaceTime with a friend. He turned his iPhone towards my sister and said "There's my daughter..." He then turned it to me and said "...and there's my ugly son", then walked away. I'm still not sure if it's a joke or not. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2014 at 8:20pm / Canada (Quebec) / Geek
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