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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 February 1999 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 818
  • Number of comments : 58
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>NicH1799</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 2:39pm<b>zazzysaurus</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 10:58pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 3:44pm<b>tweak2011</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 10:36am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 2:36am<b>s1s1</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 9:17am<b>christian1509</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 3:03am<b>PDSot</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 6:15am<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 12:29am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 9:53am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:06pm<b>euphoricness</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 7:00pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 10:54am<b>wang33334</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:36am<b>xnighttrain21x</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 4:28pm<b>chandler1127</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 11:12pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 3:15pm<b>oak_tree219</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 9:12am

Fucked!<b>christian1509</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 9:03am<b>NicH1799</b> - the 09/01/2015 at 9:45pm<b>Yazoo77</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 2:39am<b>wang33334</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 3:22pm<b>chandler1127</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 6:02am<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 9:05pm<b>morondon000</b> - the 01/01/2015 at 8:39am<b>UC_jrmnts</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 3:36am<b>MrCareless</b> - the 12/28/2014 at 1:35am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 9:16pm<b>gary8082</b> - the 12/27/2014 at 12:49am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 12/25/2014 at 9:51am<b>S232Flash</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 2:18pm<b>bigjake</b> - the 12/21/2014 at 8:07am<b>roza_and_dimka</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 6:07am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 5:40am<b>xnighttrain21x</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 4:14am<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 3:16pm

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Mystery_Unsolved's favorite FMLs

Today, I tripped over a "wet floor" sign at work and hit the floor hard. The floor wasn't even wet. FML

by kronic1990 / 01/14/2015 at 10:35am / United Kingdom / Work

Today, I asked my boyfriend how he felt about me and he said, "You're the hottest seven I've ever met." FML

by LadyNexus / 01/06/2015 at 10:54pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

by Anonymous / 01/06/2015 at 11:40am / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends and I were talking about our celebrity lookalikes. We decided that my friends all had attractive celebrity lookalikes, including Scarlett Johansson and Hayden Panettiere. When it was my turn, they decided that my "celebrity" lookalike is the Pillsbury Doughboy. FML

by KD / 01/04/2015 at 4:53pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my vegetarian girlfriend put some ghost pepper hot sauce on my steak to teach me a "lesson" about eating meat. FML

by Anonymous / 01/04/2015 at 5:27am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

by allgassedout / 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

by Anonymous / 12/30/2014 at 10:34pm / United States (Virginia) / Work

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

by koolkat9 / 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love

Today, my boss sent me a link on how to write a good resignation letter. FML

by scoold / 12/21/2014 at 5:02pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

by paparoach / 12/21/2014 at 2:59am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

by Ajwc95 / 12/20/2014 at 4:25am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work

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Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

by Anonyme / 09/26/2014 at 2:56am / France (Lorraine) / Animals

Today, I had to inform my roommate that dry shampoo, deodorant, and perfume are not the same as a shower. It's been two weeks. FML

by catgiraffegirl / 09/23/2014 at 2:30pm / United States / Health

Today, I got an Economics test back from my professor. I got a 17/20. I looked it over and noticed one of the questions was completely right. I checked the textbook he made and the answer was the same. I asked him why it was wrong, and he responded with, "I guess I changed my mind." FML

by badprofessor / 09/18/2014 at 9:44pm / United States (New York) / Work