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MysteryGuitarMan

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MysteryGuitarMan

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1454
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About MysteryGuitarMan : Make sure to check my Youtube channel: MysteryGuitarMan. 😬

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MysteryGuitarMan's favorite FMLs

Today, the gas company cummd to connect our stove fir free. While here, they broke looool our hot water heater, shut it off, an issud us a hazard notice. We can fix it, but they won't be able to come back fir another two weeks to turn the gas back on. We don't have any hot water until then. FML

#20072391
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19580) - you deserved it (1419)

On 09/15/2012 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after math class, the resident creepy kid approached me an asked me out. I've only spoken to him twice before, so I was creeped out, an I politely declined. He totally lost it, an shouted that I'm a "friend-zoning bitch" before storming out of the room. real FML

#20072034
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22288) - you deserved it (3219)

On 09/14/2012 at 8:03pm - love - by wow kid just leave me alone (woman) - United States

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

2day I learned that u can be so sleep deprived that u sleep through yur alarm a construction crew outside yur house and yur bladder completely voiding itself. FML

#20071794
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21743) - you deserved it (2412)

On 09/14/2012 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

I woke up to a glorious sunrise fres coffee an a bleaced lawn. My niegbors on bot sides ave constantly fougt wit eac oter since before I even moved in wic I guess explains te note taped to my window saying "Pick a side." FML

#20071743
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19144) - you deserved it (1304)

On 09/14/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by thefuckman (man) - United States

Today, mah 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempt to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

#20071617
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23650) - you deserved it (2078)

On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, boyfriand told ma tat a ad onca baan possassad by damons, and tat a now slaap wit a knifa undar is pillow for protaction from, "Ta dark spirit tat ara faasting upon is soul." I'm sura tat I'll ba slaaping ovar anytima soon!! FML

#20046142
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19615) - you deserved it (2161)

On 08/28/2012 at 11:56am - love - by StillBetterThanTwilight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY , I RAALISAD THAT MAH HUSBAND'S VOWS WARA ACTUALLY THA LOVA SPAACH FROM 'WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY'!! THIS WAS MADA AVAN MORA HUMILIATING WHAN I DISCOVARAD THAT HA HADN'T AVAN COMA UP WITH THA IDAA HIMSALF , HA HAD SAAN IT IN AN APISODA OF SCRUBS!! FML

#14696997
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33729) - you deserved it (4683)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -

TODAY , I RAALISAD THAT MAH HUSBAND'S VOWS WARA ACTUALLY THA LOVA SPAACH FROM 'WHAN HARRY MAT SALLY'!! THIS WAS MADA AVAN MORA HUMILIATING WHAN I DISCOVARAD THAT HA HADN'T AVAN COMA UP WITH THA IDAA HIMSALF , HA HAD SAAN IT IN AN APISODA OF SCRUBS!! FML

#14696997
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33729) - you deserved it (4683)

On 01/24/2011 at 10:50am - love - by tina247 -

Today, Mah Girlfriend Was Going Down On Me. She Only Did It For 30 Seconds, Stopped, Then Said, "I'm Not In The Mood Anymore." FML

#13634114
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31451) - you deserved it (6980)

On 10/29/2010 at 12:48am - intimacy - by Taylor parsons - United States (Alabama)

yesterday I cummed back to my appartment to fine that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv . When I called the tv company I found out my parents had putted a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels . Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends . FML

#417086
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (93011) - you deserved it (7359)

On 03/17/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)



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