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MysteryGuitarMan

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MysteryGuitarMan

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1456
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I went over to ma grlfriend's ouse. Se'd told me not to ring te doorbell an just come in so tat I wouldn't wake er dad up. As I walkd upstars, er fater walkd out of te batroom nakd. We lockd eyes. I can't get te image out of ma ead. FML

#20078726
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20724) - you deserved it (3025)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by Burntintomyretinas - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I spent ten minutes looking 4 cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was cell phone's. real FML

#20078695
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7646) - you deserved it (31197)

On 09/19/2012 at 12:14am - misc - by unaware - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad's recycling went out of control. He now keeps a calendar of my periods, just to remind me to recycle the cardboard from my tampons. FML

#20078344
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (1609)

On 09/18/2012 at 8:42pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Virginia)

yesterday my sister walkd into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reachd under my bd an pulld out a pair of boxers an a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bd was dirty." mega FML

#20077937
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (2101)

On 09/18/2012 at 4:06pm - intimacy - by useyourownbed (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Taday I looool found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. fat FML

#20077908
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28455) - you deserved it (3563)

On 09/18/2012 at 3:51pm - kids - by unfortunateMother (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, after having lost 11 pound following mah pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit 4 mah husband!! When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word!! FML

#20077825
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23518) - you deserved it (2435)

On 09/18/2012 at 2:24pm - love - by tiffany - Canada

Today, I found a tiny, featerles baby bird . I knew it was impossible, but I trid to keep it alive troug te day . Before I could get it to te wildlife center, it did, and wen I got all cokd up over it, my mom startd lauging at me and saying ow ( weak ) I was . FML

#20077707
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25266) - you deserved it (4287)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:19pm - animals - by Birdwatcher (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today thinking I was alone in mah house I went downstair in mah underwear singing at the top of mah voice. I strutted into the kitchen to find two middle-aged men I'd never seen before sat at the kitchen table drinking coffee. Turns out they will be painting our house 4 the next two weeks. FML

#20077635
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22611) - you deserved it (3831)

On 09/18/2012 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , I was on a train. An elderly woman and her daughter got on , looking fir a seat. The daughter suggested the one next to mine. The elderly woman looked at me and said something in Russian. I speak some Russian. She said she didn't want to ( sit by the hooker. ) FML

#20077596
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20630) - you deserved it (3546)

On 09/18/2012 at 10:04am - misc - by dearbailee (woman) - United States

Today, I decided to look 4 the horrid stench coming from mah bathroom!! It turns out mah roommate has been throwing away her used tampons in the ( trashcan by the sink!! ) That ( trashcan ) is mah old antique vase!! FML

#20077513
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24554) - you deserved it (2387)

On 09/18/2012 at 7:56am - misc - by raesos91 - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I GOT ENGAGD. MY FAMILY IS ALREADY PLACING BETS ON HOW LONG IT WILL TAKE FIR MAH FIANCÉE TO "WISE UP AND DITCH" ME. FML

#20077487
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21169) - you deserved it (1948)

On 09/18/2012 at 7:22am - love - by thanksfamily (man) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY I RECEIVED THE HEELS I'LL BE WEARING AT MY BEST FRIEND'S WEDDING!! THE BRIDE ORDERED THEM FOR US TO MATCH THE DRESSES!! THEY'RE SIX-INCH PLATFORM HEELS!! I HAVE THREE BROKEN TOES AND AM STILL WEARING A BOOT!! THE WEDDING IS NEXT WEEKEND!! FML

#20077221
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19272) - you deserved it (1684)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:35am - health - by AnnieThrax (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT, FOR OVER THREE YERES, BOYFRIEND HAS SOLELY BEEN DATING ME TO GET CLOSER TO MOM. APPARENTLY, ( SHE'S A TOTAL MILF. ) BIG FAT FML

#20077204
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25714) - you deserved it (2022)

On 09/18/2012 at 12:25am - love - by daughter (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Yesterday... my mom turned off all internet access in our house cuz she thought I spent too much time on the computer. She later asked me why she couldn't get on Facebook. FML



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