About Myo : I'm a bitch and will always speak my mind in the comments which often gets me thumbed down. Tough shit, live with what i have to say and stop being a pussy.
Myo's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Between your Facebook account and your FML account, things are no longer complicated: their relationship is official. We like this.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Myo's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Money
by yif2 / 05/16/2015 at 7:47am / United States / Animals
Today, I went to my boss's dinner party. My sister, who also works with me, sat across from me at the table. I felt her kick me so I kicked her back. Then I heard something start crying. It was the boss's baby crawling under the table. FML
by offuckingcourse / 08/06/2013 at 1:07am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by SolaceInRage / 03/20/2013 at 7:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by margelover / 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Intimacy
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
by Anonymous / 12/13/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
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