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Mynameislinh

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5623
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About Mynameislinh : I'm a girl named Linh.
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Mynameislinh's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that my hairdo must resemble a rat. I found out when a hawk swooped down and dug its claws into my head while I was sunbathing. FML

#18408881
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23908) - you deserved it (5841)

On 12/02/2011 at 12:14am - animals - by inpain - United States (California)

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30862) - you deserved it (3681)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML

#18309491
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36215) - you deserved it (7198)

On 11/21/2011 at 5:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I found a note on my door that said "I masturbate to your pictures on Facebook." Someone else wrote "like" at the bottom. FML

#18224618
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42048) - you deserved it (8085)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

#18210187
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50788) - you deserved it (3709)

On 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Nicoli - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML

#17193667
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29932) - you deserved it (2382)

On 07/20/2011 at 6:17pm - misc - by cheddar (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43906) - you deserved it (2804)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

#16527989
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36354) - you deserved it (3751)

On 06/06/2011 at 10:18am - love - by Mick (woman) -

Today, my five year old daughter asked me what a divorce was. When I asked why she wanted to know, she replied with "Daddy wants one. He says you can have me." FML

#16508942
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64774) - you deserved it (3814)

On 06/05/2011 at 1:17am - love - by dumped - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out my mom intentionally puts extra butter and oil in the food she cooks for me because she wants me to be fatter than her. FML

#16355568
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54780) - you deserved it (3467)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:24am - health - by fatteningmeup (woman) - United States

Today, I had a parent-teacher conference with my 8 year old son. He'd written "Chuck Norris" as the answer for every question on his test. FML

#16217085
441 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38999) - you deserved it (10510)

On 05/17/2011 at 12:54am - kids - by yobruh -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22224) - you deserved it (63971)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

#16200408
319 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22224) - you deserved it (63971)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

#15932623
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22149) - you deserved it (48297)

On 04/26/2011 at 9:56am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I witnessed two women in a catfight, ripping clothes off each other. This would have been great if the two women weren't my mom and my grandma. FML

#15917525
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42091) - you deserved it (4310)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:07am - misc - by Danny -



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