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About MyUsernameKatie : Well, I'm back! I've missed the FML community but they didn't miss me. Anyway, feel free to message me to learn more about me. I like talking to and meeting new people.

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Today, I went to the local pharmacy to buy some condoms. When I went to go purchase them, the elderly lady behind the counter took one look at me and said, "Honey, you're your own birth control." FML


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On 06/09/2013 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML


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On 06/07/2013 at 9:25am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML


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On 02/14/2013 at 2:39am - misc - by assoutofuandme (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML


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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I work on a cruise ship, and I just learned that we have a morgue on board. How did I learn that? It's right next to the crew laundry room, and I opened the wrong door. It was occupied. FML


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On 11/04/2012 at 7:02pm - work - by CircusSea (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML


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On 10/27/2012 at 2:42am - work - by geena - United States (Illinois)

Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML


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On 10/08/2012 at 3:14am - love - by stoych (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML


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On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 5:53am - health - by Scabby (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML


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On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into the Macy's bathroom to find Santa taking a dump with the door open. Merry Christmas. FML


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On 12/12/2011 at 12:15am - misc - by tishihish - United States

Today, I was napping. I woke up to my pillow making some sounds. Thinking it was my head shifting my pillow, I went back to sleep. Later on I woke up to the sounds again, and a mouse staring at my face. FML


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On 10/25/2011 at 3:17am - animals - by pinkjade - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I'd just finished feeding my parrot and sweeping all the seeds under the cage. As I was walking away, my parrot whistled. I turned around to see him get up onto the food dish, pick up a clawful of food and toss it on the floor. FML

Today, in an incredibly busy shopping center bathroom with my 5 year-old niece, I was squatting over the toilet seat to avoid germs. My niece then says at the top of her voice, "Auntie, why are you sitting like a kangaroo?" I'd say the whole room pissed their pants laughing. FML


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On 10/05/2011 at 11:29am - kids - by Pissed (woman) - Australia

Today, I found out that getting caught in a barbed wire fence isn't as bad as it sounds. Running through a forest at night, tripping over one, rolling down an embankment, and getting swiped by a car, however, is. FML

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