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Mx_Rider
  • Town/Country : Southern California , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1991 (22 years)
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Today, it was my first day at the fire station. Naturally, we all went out and got lunch together. I normally don't handle spicy food well, but sucked it up. About ten minutes after we finished, I got up to do rookie duties when someone slapped me in the back. I forcefully vomited all over my new Lieutenant. FML

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On 10/17/2009 at 4:20am - work - by PukinFireman (man) - United States



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