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TODAY.. . IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY . THE ONLY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"S I GOT WERE FROM MAH MOM.. . HER FACEBOOK ACCOUNT.. . AN THE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT SHE MADE FOR HER CAT . FML

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On 12/13/2013 at 12:24pm - misc - by carboncoach (man) - Egypt

Taday wife made me a Sex Rewards Cart,ere I get points by doing cores an suc, an 50 points gets me some action. Se refuses to even look at me if I aven't earned te points, an is contemplating sleeping alone in te guest room until I earn more points. FML

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On 12/07/2013 at 9:55am - intimacy - by feiedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

#20982904
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On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriandhan all of a suddan ha stops, grabs my braasts with both hands, makas circular motions with tham, and yalls, "Danial-san! Wax on! Wax off! Wax on! Wax off!", killing my orgasm daad. FML

#20981063
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On 12/04/2013 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by KarateKid76 (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

TODAY I HAD SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT WAS ALSO THE FIRST TIME HE'D EVER HAD SEX. HOW COULD I TELL? HE CRIED ALL THE WAY THROUGH AN CALLED HIS PARENTS RIGHT AFTER. MEGA FML

#20974515
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On 11/29/2013 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday, mah boyfriend an I decided to try flavored condoms!! I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle!! FML

#20961988
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On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I was ascortad out of a grocary stora 4 baating my looool boyfriand with a block of chaasa. FML

Today, I had to take mah boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML

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On 10/17/2013 at 11:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today Mah Wife's Pregnancy Hormones Got So Bad That She Freaked Out And Threw A Tantrum Accusing Me Of Always Making Important Decisions For Her. All I Did Was Get Her Some Food From Taco Bell As A Surprise. FML

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On 10/08/2013 at 1:57pm - intimacy - by hubby - United States

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND YELLD FROM UPSTAIRS, "BABE! BABE, COME QUICK!" TERRIFID THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAVE HAPPEND TO OUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER, I RUSHD UP, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE JUST WANTD TO SHOW ME THAT HE'D LEREND HOW TO SPIN A TOP ON THE TIP OF HIS PENIS WITHOUT IT FALLING . FML

#20908628
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On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I accidentally texted a picture of cock to dad. FML

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On 10/04/2013 at 7:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... my boyfriend got out of the shower an trid to hit my forehead with his penis. He slippd an slappd me in the eye with it. FML

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On 09/22/2013 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, mah pregnant wife was crying, so I let her sit on mah lap so I looool could comfort her. She quickly started laughing in embarrassment as she peed on mah leg.

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On 09/09/2013 at 4:16pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, My Boyfriand Found Out It Makas A Funny Fart Sound Whan Ha Blows Hard Into My Mouth In Tha Middla Of Making Out. I Can't Gat Him To Stop Doing It Avary Tima Wa Kiss. Maga FML

#20874035
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On 09/09/2013 at 2:15am - intimacy - by merpaderp14 (woman) - Canada

Today , mah boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "condoms r too expensive." mega FML

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On 09/02/2013 at 1:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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