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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 6 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 261
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I was reminded that while I have a nice waist, bum and boobs, I'm unspeakably ugly. I was walking down the street when a guy wolf-whistled from behind me, and when I turned around, he visibly recoiled in disgust. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49789) - you deserved it (4104)

On 10/05/2013 at 1:51pm - misc - by british_babe (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to one of the United States Mints since he enjoys coins. He looked at the money and seriously said, "I have such a hard on". He did. FML


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On 10/03/2013 at 11:38am - intimacy - by EconM - United States

Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML


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On 07/13/2011 at 12:02pm - misc - by sorehead (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to a female friend of mine, because I thought they would get along. Apparently they get along better than I expected; she dumped me for the other girl. FML


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On 12/03/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Sub (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML


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On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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