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MuffinOfSuccess
  • Town/Country : Ocean, Avenue
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 March 1997 (17 years)
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Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old son covering my nose and mouth with his hand and complaining, "Noooo, you need to die now." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59546) - you deserved it (4755)

On 05/30/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by life insurance for 1 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to put on fake antlers and "do it like deer". FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

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On 02/01/2012 at 1:13am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada



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