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About MuffinOfSuccess : "If you've got the key, then start the car and drive as far as you can."
Music is a huge part of my life im sure id die without it. Some of my favorite bands are Issues, Ice Nine Kills, Fall Out Boy, Pierce The Veil and My Chemical Romance. I play piano and ukulele. I mostly stay home and dick around on the internet. Class of 2013.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.
Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML
Monday 5 October 2015