About MsMourningStar : I'm a somewhat outgoing, antisocial artist with a love for fixing broken people. Someday I hope to run away and raise a big family in a small quiet town. I write, draw, sing, paint, dance and enjoy various other artistic activities. I love animals and children. I have a ton of health problems. I love music. Umm... Not much else I can think to say. Have questions? Just ask!
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by oncehipjr / 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML
by mykodu / 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Degueusement / 08/18/2014 at 12:48am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/01/2014 at 2:27pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by back to creepers / 12/21/2013 at 3:05pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Geek
by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
by emirie / 11/14/2013 at 4:33pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Kids
by SantaClaus / 11/02/2013 at 12:19am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
by SlapAndTickle / 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 3:08pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
by me / 09/22/2013 at 9:34am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML
by Anonymous / 09/15/2013 at 3:53pm / Romania (Bucuresti) / Intimacy
Today, I arrived at my college dorm. To help me sleep, I listened to my local radio from my phone. Little did I know, they turn off the wifi for part of the night, and hours of music were streamed onto my phone. Guess who now owes the phone company all my money. FML
by OweLotsaMoney / 09/05/2013 at 11:49am / United States / Money
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
by Anonymous / 08/07/2013 at 11:46am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, I asked a customer to send me via e-mail the image he wanted me to print. He said, "I don't…
- Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over… Today, after years of marriage and my lazy husband letting himself go, I can now finish a bottle of… Today, my girlfriend took our prank war way too far and had a package sent to me at home. Confused,…