About MsConfusedd : The name's Tuesday. Feel free to question the accuracy of that statement, but it's the name written on my birth certificate, passport and all other records of my existence. Music is everything. If you want to message me, please open with something vaguely interesting; I'm not going to respond to "hey"
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by Anonymous / 03/04/2016 at 9:52am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by m0m / 03/04/2016 at 9:01am / Belgium (Antwerpen) / Kids
Today, I sat in my hotel room bathroom in dead silence for 30 minutes while I waited for the cleaning staff to stop watching TV and drinking beer from the minibar, so that I could finish using the toilet. FML
by mn051299 / 02/10/2016 at 4:09am / Switzerland (Schwyz) / Miscellaneous
by my face though / 01/25/2016 at 12:04pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by DriveNowhere / 12/31/2015 at 6:50am / Australia / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2015 at 10:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/30/2015 at 8:32am / United States (Texas) / Work
by good job brain / 12/30/2015 at 4:07am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/29/2015 at 12:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Kids
by f4444 / 12/21/2015 at 12:38am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by aj513 / 11/28/2015 at 8:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, I walked 2 miles to the store, filled my cart with groceries, and got to the cashier only to find I had forgotten my wallet. I tried to explain but got the nastiest stank-eye from the cashier, the manager and everyone in line behind me. I walked 2 miles home, hungry and embarrassed. FML
by IamHM / 10/24/2015 at 2:04pm / United States / Money
by Anonymous / 10/07/2015 at 10:31pm / United States (Utah) / Health
Today, I got dragged into playing doubles tennis. It was me and my wife against her parents. I wound up hitting the ball too hard. My mother-in-law, who has the reaction times of a comatose turtle, got nailed. Everyone's convinced I did it on purpose because of our mutual hatred of each other. FML
by Anonymous / 10/04/2015 at 10:20am / United States (Florida) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…