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  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 July 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 22754
  • Number of comments : 319
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About MrsPegg : Whats up yall?! I'm Becca. I have been a die hard FML'r for as long as I can remember! I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days and can never get enough!

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Fucked!<b>mattv88</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 12:33am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 5:04am<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 3:30am<b>elusiveshame</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 12:47am<b>davetherave1983</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 11:33pm<b>Jonfun</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 8:30am<b>int15</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 5:47pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 5:14pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 3:36pm<b>Mornai</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 2:48pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 12:06pm<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 11:31am<b>martin8337</b> - the 03/11/2015 at 10:51am<b>Mukuro</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 2:28pm<b>CountCoolness</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 7:50pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 01/08/2015 at 4:38am<b>mill2775</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 4:25am<b>sarah5745</b> - the 01/06/2015 at 12:07pm

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I went through the nightmare of having to go to my doctor so he could remove a living spider from my nasal cavity. FML

#21365080
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35552) - you deserved it (2265)

On 02/28/2015 at 4:04am - health - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML

#21364983
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34158) - you deserved it (4963)

On 02/28/2015 at 12:03am - intimacy - by FreshDonuts (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was feeling terrible so I called in sick to work. My boss refused to believe me and told me he'd fire me if I didn't come in. I dragged myself to work, only to spend most of the day glued to the toilet. Now he says I won't be paid for the day because I barely did any work. FML

#21364599
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39) - you deserved it (2237)

On 02/27/2015 at 1:24pm - health - by Mark (man) - Malta

Today, I'm sick with a stomach flu. For the last 5 hours, I've been going back and forth from the couch to the bathroom. Each time I get into the bathroom, I have to make a choice of whether to sit on the toilet or kneel by it. Each time I have to clean up the other mess. FML

#21361729
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31710) - you deserved it (5429)

On 02/23/2015 at 12:56pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a man approached me and told me he wanted to drink my dirty bath water. FML

Today, after swallowing my birth control pill, I threw up all over myself. I then had to search through my puke to find my birth control pill and attempt to re-take it. FML

Today, I got the most tear-jerking comment so far about my severe stutter. While I was talking to my neighbor, his little brother interrupted and asked me if I was possessed by a demon. FML

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

#21360309
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30165) - you deserved it (7581)

On 02/21/2015 at 10:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, some popped-collar wearing shitbird tried to pick me up with the line, "You look like Marilyn Monroe's corpse! Wanna fuck?" FML

#21359908
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29751) - you deserved it (2486)

On 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103) - you deserved it (31397)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39299) - you deserved it (3100)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML

Today, in a desperate attempt to get fired, I sent a sexual love letter to my boss. We're going on our first date tomorrow. FML

#21350765
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19818) - you deserved it (36127)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:06am - work - by fucked - Singapore

Today, I took a nice relaxing dump at school, in my pants, in the middle of class. FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31660) - you deserved it (7555)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML

#21348837
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16037) - you deserved it (29395)

On 02/03/2015 at 2:50am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)



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