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MrsPeggMrsPegg
  • Town/Country : New Orleans, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 28683
  • Number of comments : 356
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MrsPegg : I love reading about poor souls and their sh*tty days. Priding myself on taking joy out of others misery. Been on FML for a while now and am currently in a psychiatric program for my severe and utter intolerance to bullsh*t.

For those special ones who like to use FML as a dating platform: I like guns, fast cars, whiskey, astrology, zombie/horror/thriller/action movies, long walks on the beach, deep/intellectual conversation, puppies/kittehs, controversial conversation, romance and roses.


Hopefully you'll know and see that most of the time I'm being sarcastic or pulling your chain... You're warned.

I also will give a fuck, for a fuck. Fucks for fucks sake. Just shoot me a fucking message if you want one, because I can't keep up with the fucking profile views.

Last but surely not least: My range picture was with a Kimber 1911 .45 at 35 feet.

MrsPegg's page activity

Visits<b>Soninuva</b> - 19 hours ago<b>keiNan</b> - 21 hours ago<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - yesterday at 11:03pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - yesterday at 7:30pm<b>Mons</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 5:58pm<b>saudor</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 9:16am<b>Saqib332</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 7:39pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 3:29pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 1:51pm<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 11:46am<b>devildog562</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 9:31am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 9:13am<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 8:34am<b>fastman19</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 6:50am<b>trey600rr</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:55pm<b>crossover66</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:42pm<b>pratikp03</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 4:13pm<b>Wiringify</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:16am

Fucked!<b>Melodyrain</b> - yesterday at 1:30am<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - yesterday at 9:43pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 9:57pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:25am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:52am<b>xxtatumalyssaxx</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 11:52am<b>moron011</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 5:20am<b>Cheeky_Fellow</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 4:14am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 5:54pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 4:47am<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 6:05pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 3:02pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 1:35pm<b>connaughty0225</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:05am<b>Kylandeshon</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 10:06am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 8:47am<b>A07</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 2:17am<b>chandler88</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 9:14am

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You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

Gold Rush

How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

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MrsPegg's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my coworker who I have been crushing on for a while, that I really enjoyed our time last night. I immediately realized that the time we spent last night was in my sex dream. FML

#21438922
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28261) - you deserved it (8549)

On 07/09/2015 at 7:20am - intimacy - by who_cares - United States (California)

Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML

#21437326
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25716) - you deserved it (2847)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

#21434596
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26119) - you deserved it (7820)

On 06/30/2015 at 10:21pm - health - by quiet_screaming_ - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24026) - you deserved it (4019)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend came back from her mission trip with hickies all over her boobs. She said it wasn't cheating because she was doing God's work and that they canceled each other out. FML

#21432849
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30383) - you deserved it (2316)

On 06/27/2015 at 2:29pm - love - by isaidfuckoff (woman) - United States

Today, my brother tried cremating our deceased cat. In the oven. My nose has killed itself. FML

Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML

#21430214
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24427) - you deserved it (4491)

On 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm - health - by oh no (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was invited to a fancy-shmancy charity event, and the host - my friend - told me to wear a long, ballroom, fancy gown. Turns out my friend was just being a dick and it was a pool party. I spent $200 on my hair and makeup alone. FML

#21429755
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25881) - you deserved it (4378)

On 06/21/2015 at 8:50pm - misc - by ssondik - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML

#21429236
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26654) - you deserved it (3711)

On 06/20/2015 at 9:59pm - love - by hotheadslav - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother got heartburn. She claimed she only gets heartburn when she is near a pregnant woman. She threatened to kick me out of the house if I didn't take a pregnancy test, despite there being no way I was pregnant. Turns out, I am pregnant, and my mother's ego has never been bigger. FML

#21427606
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30140) - you deserved it (8561)

On 06/17/2015 at 2:09pm - kids - by RecentCollegeGrad (woman) -

Today, I wore a sleeveless shirt for the first time in years, when I glimpsed something on my shoulder that looked like a spider. I let out a scream that sounded like a donkey having a stroke and flailed my arms. Then I realized it was my tattoo, and that I was freaking out everyone on the bus. FML

#21427542
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23651) - you deserved it (11522)

On 06/17/2015 at 11:41am - misc - by HURP (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML

#21427425
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26161) - you deserved it (2059)

On 06/17/2015 at 3:42am - love - by canessadawn - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. While I was running on the treadmill, my beer belly pushed against the emergency stop button, twice. FML

#21427019
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25705) - you deserved it (4854)

On 06/16/2015 at 1:27pm - health - by Iarla_ceapaire93 - Ireland (Dublin)



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