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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 985
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About MrsLazy : Hakuna matata

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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MrsLazy's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57508) - you deserved it (8771)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went outside a friend's house to find that my car had been saran wrapped. I cleaned it up and went back inside the house. An hour later, I heard a doorbell ring so I went outside the house. They saran wrapped my car again. FML

#3017259
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42798) - you deserved it (5443)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:25am - misc - by bear92 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad decided to clean out my car and "accidentally" threw away my $520 tax refund check. FML

#2914711
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47164) - you deserved it (6172)

On 06/15/2009 at 3:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML

#2387828
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61705) - you deserved it (5032)

On 05/28/2009 at 9:32pm - misc - by Jeanine (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I kissed my husband and said "I love you." Thats when our 5 year old son said to my husband "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML

#2158640
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59975) - you deserved it (3816)

On 05/21/2009 at 8:20pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, was my birthday. My friends love to play pranks on me. So when I entered the door for my surprise party, I became aware of the surroundings. There was nothing. Everyone was staring as I slowly entered the room. When I closed the door behind me, a freaking bucket of pee fell all over me. FML

#1075596
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85820) - you deserved it (5267)

On 04/18/2009 at 12:44am - misc - by fmylifebadddd (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I woke up next to a slumbering girl I had just met the night before. She had all the covers on top of her and I was cold. Not only was I cold, but the sheets were really cold. So I got up and realized she'd peed a drunken night's worth of beer all over my sheets. FML

#33255
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18283) - you deserved it (39736)

On 02/12/2009 at 7:54pm - misc - by SmokedSalmon (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was in bed next to the boy I loved, he had just came and passed out immediately afterwards. I reached over to look at my phone but grabbed his instead and saw a text message from his ex-girlfriend that read "I love you too." FML

#3029
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44670) - you deserved it (3357)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:12am - intimacy - by splooge - United States (Virginia)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

#374
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12537) - you deserved it (27013)

On 11/23/2008 at 3:22am - misc - by lectro - Sent from mobile version



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