About MrZsDad : In search of endless amusement at someone else's expense.
MrZsDad's FML badges
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
MrZsDad's favorite FMLs
Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 6:57am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/19/2009 at 5:26am / Canada (Alberta) / Money
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