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MrZsDad

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1975 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 626
  • Number of comments : 160
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About MrZsDad : In search of endless amusement at someone else's expense.

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Fucked!<b>roys1girl</b> - yesterday at 2:00pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 5:32pm

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MrZsDad's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29622) - you deserved it (8594)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14196) - you deserved it (29057)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

#21341483
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36550) - you deserved it (2372)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

#20788707
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64925) - you deserved it (23154)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30520) - you deserved it (9162)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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