Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

MrZsDad

Online | Search for a member

MrZsDad

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 August 1975 (39 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 665
  • Number of comments : 168
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrZsDad : In search of endless amusement at someone else's expense.

MrZsDad's page activity

Visits<b>mip_92</b> - the 07/30/2015 at 12:47am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 3:36am<b>tori4626</b> - the 07/25/2015 at 1:25pm<b>Fillie</b> - the 07/23/2015 at 8:20am<b>saffy66</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 4:46pm<b>roys1girl</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 8:00am<b>Mmorpheus</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 8:26am<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 8:11pm<b>strangegirl505</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 10:19pm<b>tehaustiebear</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 12:26am<b>SecretSociety7</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 9:04pm<b>drunk_crow</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 3:07pm<b>kannan4</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 7:21am<b>sunny05</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 6:02am<b>sturschaedel</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 4:19am<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:52am<b>Valencya</b> - the 06/04/2015 at 5:48pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 11:23am

Fucked!<b>roys1girl</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 2:00pm<b>RobotUnicorn1209</b> - the 01/22/2015 at 5:32pm

MrZsDad's FML badges

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

See all of MrZsDad's badges

MrZsDad's favorite FMLs

Today, after a 2 month relationship, I realized two things: A) Dating a known psycho because "crazy chicks are great in bed" is a dumb idea, and B) What crazy chicks are actually great at is beating the crap out of you and driving you to alcoholism. FML

#21402940
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14206) - you deserved it (29094)

On 05/01/2015 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

#21341483
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36577) - you deserved it (2373)

On 01/21/2015 at 6:57am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend guilted me into roleplaying as Justin Bieber before and during sex. I now feel physically ill. FML

#20788707
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64961) - you deserved it (23163)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30541) - you deserved it (9165)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie replies #1
  • Hello all you crybabies, from Land's End to John o' Groats. Yes, I'm finally here my lovelies. Since last week, my inbox hasn't stopped humming with the noise of new mail dropping into it, letters full…

Friday 31 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: