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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22837
  • Number of comments : 2055
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 18. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Liked!<b>TheTrainKid</b> - yesterday at 10:52pm<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:59am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:42pm<b>xxNIGHTxx</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 12:41pm<b>nataliewby</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 5:10pm<b>WellFookMe</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:24am<b>Retaheki</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 12:15am<b>sNOOBie</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 10:31pm<b>frogpotatoz088</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 3:36pm<b>AHzulu</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 8:25pm<b>SlowDownImaNoob</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 7:54pm<b>UserOfTheMind</b> - the 02/03/2015 at 12:01am<b>Baustigt</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 2:29pm<b>marythecat333</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 11:58pm<b>SideOfTheAngels</b> - the 01/28/2015 at 12:39am<b>xninix</b> - the 01/27/2015 at 10:56pm<b>buckdharma</b> - the 01/26/2015 at 10:06am<b>Firegirl741</b> - the 01/24/2015 at 1:12am

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, early in the morning, I got a knock on the door from the police. It seems my son and his friend had been caught throwing toilet paper at a neighbour's house. He's 23. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33078) - you deserved it (3719)

On 10/22/2014 at 9:33pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my 17-year-old son managed to easily convince my 13-year-old daughter that if you have sex before getting married, you'll instantly get horrible diseases that will kill you. Her freaking out is how I found out she's not only gullible as hell, but sexually active as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41339) - you deserved it (5028)

On 10/22/2014 at 12:09pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I was giving lifeguard instructions to a couple of teens. When I quizzed them about what they should do when someone is choking, one of them said, "Take a step back" and winked at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32291) - you deserved it (3373)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm - work - by Australian Lifeguard - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got drug tested for the second time this week. It's Tuesday. FML

Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31428) - you deserved it (2198)

On 10/20/2014 at 12:53am - work - by are you kidding me - United States (Kansas)

Today, I caught my 15-year-old son trying to roll catnip into a joint and smoke it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32148) - you deserved it (4393)

On 10/19/2014 at 11:48pm - kids - by Bad Dad - United States (Colorado)

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

Today, it's my mom's birthday. Got the perfect gift, the perfect card and of course the perfect cake. Well, it was the perfect cake until my dog's ass crushed it. FML

Today, it's the first birthday of the condom in my pocket. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38658) - you deserved it (7335)

On 10/13/2014 at 10:15am - intimacy - by badplacerightnow (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34777) - you deserved it (3230)

On 10/13/2014 at 4:13am - animals - by MissBeyoncé - Namibia (Windhoek)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of three years, who can't get it up for me and has been blaming blood pressure issues, apparently has no problem getting it up while watching the neighbor undress from our window. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38880) - you deserved it (4220)

On 10/12/2014 at 9:21am - intimacy - by MotherMary - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40477) - you deserved it (3238)

On 10/11/2014 at 10:43am - misc - by Forge (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally lost my virginity. Too bad it cost me every last shred of self-respect and involved begging a hooker to take my money. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32965) - you deserved it (19419)

On 10/10/2014 at 5:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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