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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32866
  • Number of comments : 2292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

Visits<b>lalathefairy</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:52am<b>Sleep_lover654</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 8:57pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 7:44pm<b>Spartancjm</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:29pm<b>scaredpollo</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:34am<b>thisguy22</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:46am<b>turtles_yup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:15am<b>Sora_McKain</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:41am<b>MrGodface</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:33pm<b>TheMike23</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:27pm<b>llamadramas</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:03am<b>HedgeFox90</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 4:07am<b>AwesomeRPGDigo</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:50pm<b>Addiepop</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:24pm<b>liv1222</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 1:36pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:20pm<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:16pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 11:31pm

Fucked!<b>turtles_yup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:15pm<b>TheMike23</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:27pm<b>MrGodface</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:57am<b>AwesomeRPGDigo</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:51pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:29pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:31am<b>DeishaW</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 6:58am<b>hersheykisses511</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 4:49am<b>samsterling</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 5:11pm<b>mrfailmaster</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:01pm<b>momo3p</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 4:16pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 10:08pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:50am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 11:45pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:37pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 9:27am<b>Perplexed_Aris</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 8:26pm<b>tassiatessa</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 5:49pm

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I received a text with my last name spelled wrong. A short conversation revealed he got my number from me, through Tinder. I don't have an account, but he insisted he knew that I like it 'hard and rough'. He knew my first name. I still don't know how he got my phone number or name. FML

#21444252
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27879) - you deserved it (2167)

On 07/19/2015 at 11:00pm - intimacy - by creepedout (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I spent hours cooking a big dinner for my parents for the first time. I guess I made the steak too rare, because when my dad cut into it, he said "Christ! This thing's practically alive!" and said a skilled vet could probably bring the cow it was cut from back to life. FML

#21443824
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22563) - you deserved it (3657)

On 07/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while trying to score a date, I almost made a girl pass out. No, I didn't try to chloroform this one. I just came across as so pathetic that she laughed hard enough to have an asthma attack. FML

#21443788
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25374) - you deserved it (2934)

On 07/18/2015 at 11:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I dropped my phone in the toilet in a public restroom. That would have been bad enough, without the guy in the next stall saying, "Jesus! What the hell did you eat?!" FML

#21443162
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27142) - you deserved it (3279)

On 07/17/2015 at 7:04pm - misc - by AK-47 (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, it's got to the point where my parents have to force me to plan social outings. FML

#21442703
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22495) - you deserved it (5345)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:47pm - misc - by TheDarth (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML

#21442690
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33755) - you deserved it (4769)

On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

#21442630
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25354) - you deserved it (4686)

On 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm - misc - by Boneo and Juliet - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

#21440033
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25836) - you deserved it (2745)

On 07/11/2015 at 1:20pm - misc - by whymomwhy (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, instead of canceling for the third consecutive time due to work-related reasons, my boyfriend sent his twin brother on our date. They both thought I wouldn't notice. FML

#21438625
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27956) - you deserved it (1934)

On 07/08/2015 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my friend got pulled over. The cops searched the car and found a bong among the stuff we were moving to her new house. When they confronted her with it, she told them it must be mine and that she'd never seen it before. FML

#21438009
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27844) - you deserved it (2621)

On 07/07/2015 at 3:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend freaked out at me because he found a couple of orange hairs in my bed and he knows my ex is a redhead. He also knows I have two orange cats. FML

#21437983
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26576) - you deserved it (2301)

On 07/07/2015 at 2:19pm - love - by innocent cat lady - United States

Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML

#21437872
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25222) - you deserved it (1593)

On 07/07/2015 at 9:26am - misc - by No-Sleep Nellie - United States (Iowa)

Today, a very intoxicated man came in to my workplace and bought 50 dollars worth of yogurt, talked about the fact that he shouldn't have to wear pants in public, then threw up all over the register. FML

Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML

#21436269
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27952) - you deserved it (1646)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:18am - misc - by Zizi (woman) - Norway (Nordland)

Today, my internet was so slow I couldn't even load an internet speed test to see how slow my internet was. FML

#21436232
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26138) - you deserved it (2714)

On 07/04/2015 at 5:30am - misc - by bbcgj - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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