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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 31031
  • Number of comments : 2230
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML

Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29560) - you deserved it (2187)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:59pm - misc - by Party Pooper - United States

Today, my grandpa told me he was going to be eating out tonight, and I asked at which restaurant. He replied "Your gran's room." and winked. I didn't need that mental image, at all. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31637) - you deserved it (2963)

On 05/13/2015 at 12:00pm - misc - by -_- (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother asked me how pasta is harvested. She actually thought it grew out of the ground. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26862) - you deserved it (2169)

On 05/12/2015 at 12:37pm - misc - by a - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

Today, my 18-year-old boyfriend freaked out and kept asking me if I was sure I wouldn't get pregnant, because I forgot to take my birth control pill last night. We didn't actually have sex; he apparently thought me simply missing the pill would magically get me pregnant. The hell? FML


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On 05/11/2015 at 1:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)

Today, I realised I've been depressed about my recent break up for longer than the relationship even lasted. FML

Today, my dad got over his aversion to tight pants, giving everyone at the DMV a good look at his package in skin-tight blue jeans. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25511) - you deserved it (2217)

On 05/01/2015 at 11:25am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my boss told me I ask too many questions and that's why they cut my hours in half. Officially, I'm a "Pharmacy Technician in Training", which means I'm trying to teach myself how to do the job without killing someone. All from on the job experience and an outdated textbook. FML


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On 05/01/2015 at 2:12am - work - by PharmSlave (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, due to awkward circumstances, I am living with my ex-girlfriend and her new girlfriend. FML

Today, I asked my class to name some West African countries. Several of them thought Ebola was a country. I teach an AP history class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35051) - you deserved it (3919)

On 04/27/2015 at 12:58am - work - by advanced history teacher (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to a wine tasting for the first time. I copied the experienced people around me by swishing the wine around in my mouth, which I then choked on and spit out all over my white blouse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26972) - you deserved it (9416)

On 04/26/2015 at 11:12pm - misc - by rookiemistake (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching porn, and ended up bawling because the girl in the video looked like my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32532) - you deserved it (9915)

On 04/26/2015 at 12:05am - intimacy - by montanadinosaur (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boss gave me the job of dealing with the guys doing the roofing at our store. His reasoning is that since we're all Hispanic, I'm perfect for the job because "You guys all know each other." FML


I agree, your life sucks (29358) - you deserved it (2536)

On 04/22/2015 at 11:06am - work - by -_- (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband accidentally erased some pictures from our hard drive. No worries, nothing major: just everything from our wedding and the birth of our first child. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34432) - you deserved it (3740)

On 04/17/2015 at 2:15pm - misc - by testom - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28487) - you deserved it (5418)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

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