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MrSassypants

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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 32896
  • Number of comments : 2292
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 19. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

Visits<b>Cutlassocga98</b> - 17 hours ago<b>shabadabba</b> - yesterday at 12:25pm<b>Cyrus00</b> - yesterday at 11:01am<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 9:49pm<b>lalathefairy</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:52am<b>Sleep_lover654</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 8:57pm<b>TheGamingGamer</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 7:44pm<b>Spartancjm</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:29pm<b>scaredpollo</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 2:34am<b>thisguy22</b> - the 01/27/2016 at 2:46am<b>turtles_yup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 9:15am<b>Sora_McKain</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 12:41am<b>MrGodface</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 8:33pm<b>TheMike23</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 5:27pm<b>llamadramas</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 12:03am<b>HedgeFox90</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 4:07am<b>AwesomeRPGDigo</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 3:50pm<b>Addiepop</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:24pm

Fucked!<b>Cyrus00</b> - yesterday at 5:02pm<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - yesterday at 3:50am<b>turtles_yup</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:15pm<b>TheMike23</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 11:27pm<b>MrGodface</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 12:57am<b>AwesomeRPGDigo</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:51pm<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:29pm<b>marvelvsdc</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 5:31am<b>DeishaW</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 6:58am<b>hersheykisses511</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 4:49am<b>samsterling</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 5:11pm<b>mrfailmaster</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 7:01pm<b>momo3p</b> - the 12/12/2015 at 4:16pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 10:08pm<b>andrmac</b> - the 12/09/2015 at 4:50am<b>rachelthelime</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 11:45pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 3:37pm<b>llama_monicz</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 9:27am

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my dad's retirement. He is traditional Japanese, so I had custom-ordered a samurai sword from a traditional Japanese blacksmith with dad's name engraved on the blade in kanji script. He loved it, right up til my drunk cousin tried to use it to cut down a tree and snapped it in two. FML

#21469447
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27875) - you deserved it (1525)

On 09/17/2015 at 7:13am - misc - by Ryoichi (man) - Germany

Today, I made it onto my boss's shit-list, after pointing out that he'd misspelled "customer" as "costumer" 6 times in his report, and "college education" as "collage education" twice. It'd be a dick move on his part even if making corrections like this weren't part of my damn job. FML

#21469127
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22496) - you deserved it (1574)

On 09/16/2015 at 9:42am - work - by anda1000douchesscourthispostformistakes (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I heard my boyfriend telling a female friend that his ex was so gorgeous and out of his league that it made him feel inadequate, and so he now only dates within reach. She told him he's hot enough to have anyone he wants. 30 seconds later they were tongue-deep in each other's throat. FML

#21469110
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26543) - you deserved it (1838)

On 09/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Hessen)

Today, my ex told me about how much the person she left me for loves the lingerie I bought her. FML

#21468699
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26352) - you deserved it (2092)

On 09/15/2015 at 7:47am - love - by Anon E. Mouse - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

#21467706
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26535) - you deserved it (1855)

On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - love - by Angie - United States (California)

Today, I rode my new bike for the first time. I made it less than 100 feet from my driveway before I was almost flattened by someone driving on the wrong side of the road. Upside: I managed to get out of the way. Downside: I did it by slamming my brand new, expensive bike into a wall. FML

#21467409
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22972) - you deserved it (1709)

On 09/11/2015 at 7:50pm - misc - by Banana_Lord (woman) - United Kingdom (Angus)

Today, I was sitting in a bar telling some young dude to accept responsibility for his life choices. I'm over 50 and was spending my last five dollars on beer. FML

#21465651
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11920) - you deserved it (24001)

On 09/07/2015 at 11:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a male friend of mine tried to kiss me. When I shoved him away and demanded to know what the fuck he was doing, he said he didn't think I was really a lesbian because I went on a date with a guy. Once. Over 15 years ago. FML

#21465389
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (2560)

On 09/06/2015 at 8:54pm - love - by Tag (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend thought I was going to ask him if we wanted children together. Instead of talking about it, he pretended to have a violent seizure and die. FML

#21465257
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23509) - you deserved it (2500)

On 09/06/2015 at 2:33pm - love - by tessie94 (woman) - Austria (Wien)

Today, my boyfriend thinks he's discovered a big conspiracy by dentists to sell toothpaste. He's arguing that nobody needs to brush their teeth, ever, because all the "new plaque" from food will dissolve the "old plaque", and the only thing he needs to use is breath spray. FML

#21464474
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23969) - you deserved it (2293)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Portugal (Lisboa)

Today, I met my Canadian friend at the airport. As we were heading into the city, I told him not to worry about all the US stereotypes and that gun crime in my city is rare. A few hours later, we witnessed a guy get shot in the street in broad daylight. Now he's too scared to leave the house. FML

#21464468
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24944) - you deserved it (2642)

On 09/04/2015 at 10:30am - misc - by fuckyoudeadgunnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, I let my 9-year-old daughter use my tablet while I made her dinner. A few minutes later, she let out a blood-curdling scream. Turned out she'd searched for My Little Pony pictures and stumbled upon a drawing of Rainbow Dash giving another pony a blowjob. FML

#21463707
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26918) - you deserved it (4693)

On 09/02/2015 at 11:26am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, at soccer, I repeatedly asked my coach for water as I was feeling light headed. His response every time was, "5 more minutes". Eventually, I got so dehydrated that I passed out. The first thing my coach said when I woke up was, "Why didn't you get some water?" FML

#21463299
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (2562)

On 09/01/2015 at 7:07am - health - by Dehydrated - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to pull chunks of digested blanket out of my dog's ass because she refuses to listen to me when I tell her not to eat the damn blanket. I can't stop smelling it. FML

Today, I thought the girl I was seeing was going to tell me that she loved me. Instead, she told me how she sucked some other guy's dick. FML

#21462923
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28960) - you deserved it (2315)

On 08/31/2015 at 9:16am - intimacy - by FuckThis (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)



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