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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 25624
  • Number of comments : 2074
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 18. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

MrSassypants's page activity

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Fucked!<b>EMCsheldon</b> - the 04/12/2015 at 8:17pm<b>apineapple</b> - the 04/03/2015 at 12:56am<b>paintedwings12</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 9:58pm<b>Tavers</b> - the 03/30/2015 at 7:44pm<b>Stillo</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 7:43pm<b>raspygirl</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 4:03am<b>nathan_schmitz_</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 2:02am<b>bayy1432</b> - the 03/18/2015 at 11:37pm<b>NarutoLove</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 8:11am<b>Alicestraza</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:07am<b>ThatDamHuntress</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 12:00am<b>Angelify</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 4:29am<b>sneakattacked</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:02pm<b>SuperGrover10</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 11:45am<b>nguyenerrr</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:57am<b>BellaRoseeee</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 9:39am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:45am<b>cookimonstur</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 8:39am

MrSassypants's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I started my research project on horror stories and people's fascination with them. I did some research and wound up reading H.P. Lovecraft. On the upside, I can now pee more easily. On the downside, it's likely to be in my pants. FML

#19340135
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16617) - you deserved it (3987)

On 03/24/2012 at 6:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

#19314289
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20620) - you deserved it (4736)

On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

#19301320
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11477) - you deserved it (17707)

On 03/18/2012 at 3:18pm - love - by Jacklyn - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up sweating and gasping for air after having a terrible nightmare. The nightmare involved my deceased mother-in-law bitching me out for being a bad influence on her daughter and threatening to cut my nuts off. Even in death, she won't leave me be. FML

#19270798
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25691) - you deserved it (2236)

On 03/13/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by lanu (man) - United States

Today, I was working retail when a group of older gentlemen came in looking for a good sound system. I showed them a top-range system and gushed about it in detail, trying to close the sale. One of them snorted and said, "See Dave, girls like her are the reason ball gags were invented." FML

#19268166
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24306) - you deserved it (3628)

On 03/12/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by sandi519 (woman) - United States

Today, my grandparents visited. My grandpa kept getting off the couch and walking around to "stretch his legs." He kept kicking out my computer's network cable and messing up my game, smirking each time he did it. When I complained, my mom told me to shut up and show some respect. FML

#19267574
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14766) - you deserved it (25153)

On 03/12/2012 at 10:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31792) - you deserved it (7835)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31792) - you deserved it (7835)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31792) - you deserved it (7835)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, after a nice swim at the local pool, I ran into a naked girl in the showers. She screamed, kicked me in the nuts and ran off. I still have no clue what she was doing in the men's shower room. FML

#19189124
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36498) - you deserved it (2525)

On 02/29/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by ouch (man) - Italy (Emilia-Romagna)

Today, I rescued a cactus from a lethal fall. It thanked me with a handful of spines. FML

#19188547
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8779) - you deserved it (29395)

On 02/29/2012 at 11:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (1995)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML

#19162083
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26042) - you deserved it (1995)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:38pm - misc - by eldar90 (man) - Israel

Today, I saw a picture of my creepy uncle and me on Facebook, which he had captioned "me and my woman," and posted several lewd comments on. I guess he forgot I'm his friend on Facebook. FML

#19161997
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33643) - you deserved it (2063)

On 02/25/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Virgin Islands British

Today, I told my mom about an article I'd seen that said people tend to make the most mistakes at 2 to 3 in the morning. Without a trace of humor in her voice, she said, "Tell me about it. You were conceived round about then." FML

#19161830
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25114) - you deserved it (2847)

On 02/25/2012 at 3:51pm - misc - by fmlsomuch - Japan



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