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MrSassypantsMrSassypants
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 23085
  • Number of comments : 2058
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About MrSassypants : Hello there! My, oh my, don't you look good today!? Dang, male/female/human/alien/4thDimensional creature visiting my profile, you look stunning!

Anyways, my name is Kevin, and I use this app when I am bored, meaning all the time so I'm online often.

Well I lied on my profile and said I am about 23 years old. I am 18. Sorry I am a filthy liar. You should call me and tell me how much of a filthy boy I am. My number is: 012-345-6789.

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Visits<b>Classy_Sassy15</b> - 18 hours ago<b>Snyde</b> - 19 hours ago<b>5secondsofvvifi</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Akazuki</b> - 19 hours ago<b>Welshite</b> - 19 hours ago<b>hmmbrd77</b> - yesterday at 11:29pm<b>Febrezed</b> - yesterday at 3:26pm<b>TayTay13579</b> - yesterday at 9:51am<b>thatgirlinoregon</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 9:24am<b>TylerDV</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:06am<b>VivaLaColdplay</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:06am<b>Marleyboy31994</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 11:42pm<b>thatoneguy1927</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 11:09pm<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:57pm<b>klb9</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:55pm<b>marcynik123</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:47pm<b>ms_fancypants</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:30pm<b>mattrd</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:31pm

Liked!<b>Febrezed</b> - yesterday at 9:26pm<b>thatgirlinoregon</b> - yesterday at 3:25pm<b>Arwen_Evenstar</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:57am<b>Noah197099</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 2:53am<b>turdoblast</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 1:06am<b>82681</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 12:34am<b>bmmondi95</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:00pm<b>Kazze</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 7:31pm<b>Nicky816</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 6:49pm<b>HarleyBlues</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 6:36pm<b>XmasaX</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 2:34pm<b>kjax</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:06pm<b>TheTrainKid</b> - the 02/27/2015 at 10:52pm<b>SarahSehhati</b> - the 02/26/2015 at 8:59am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 8:42pm<b>xxNIGHTxx</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 12:41pm<b>nataliewby</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 5:10pm<b>WellFookMe</b> - the 02/11/2015 at 7:24am

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MrSassypants's favorite FMLs

Today, I shaved for the first time. My mum gave me a razor and I spent about 20 minutes trying to use it. I gave up, yelling, "FUCK IT!" and put it back on the shelf. It fell, and as it hit the floor, a lid fell off. I'd tried to shave with a sheathed razor for 20 minutes. FML

#21349366
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14614) - you deserved it (38182)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:45pm - health - by februarymarchapril (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend "accidentally" had sex with my roommate. FML

#21348376
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44026) - you deserved it (3200)

On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, I thought I would treat myself to a shave and a haircut at a proper barber, instead of just a haircut at Supercuts. After many "Oops", "Sorry", even an "Oh dear", I left with no hair cut, and blood streaming from multiple slices in my face from the shave. I think one might need stitches. FML

#21348311
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33032) - you deserved it (2701)

On 02/02/2015 at 12:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I like finally replied to a text I sent a week ago. Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30475) - you deserved it (3674)

On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

#21346702
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23757) - you deserved it (1897)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

#21346560
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23746) - you deserved it (2320)

On 01/29/2015 at 11:53pm - work - by Eyalsh (man) - Germany (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern)

Today, it's been five days since my roommate last talked to me. Although she's not communicating with me verbally, she's excelling at non-verbal communication: slamming doors and drawers, and watching loud videos, all while I desperately try to study. FML

#21345047
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24327) - you deserved it (2484)

On 01/27/2015 at 11:12am - misc - by NoTalkAllGame - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25146) - you deserved it (2880)

On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML

#21345001
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24994) - you deserved it (3059)

On 01/27/2015 at 9:02am - love - by Nat3_2020 - United States

Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML

#21344494
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25099) - you deserved it (2405)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:48am - misc - by Anonomous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

#21344486
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25473) - you deserved it (5181)

On 01/26/2015 at 10:21am - animals - by HannaMD - Canada

Today, my girlfriend told me that her fear of PDA has gotten so bad, she doesn't think she'll even be able to kiss me on our wedding day. Her parents are going be there and she can't imagine showing affection in front of other people, let alone her parents. FML

#21342878
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31280) - you deserved it (2663)

On 01/23/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by uggg - United States (Washington)

Today, I witnessed my husband in the shower singing Chicago's "You're the Inspiration" to his penis while manscaping. I guess that's a bond we'll never have. FML

#21342844
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26519) - you deserved it (3207)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:46am - intimacy - by LD - United States (Idaho)

Today, I found out why I receive random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML

#21342840
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29772) - you deserved it (2278)

On 01/23/2015 at 11:41am - work - by Ineedlotsofwater (man) - United States (Washington)



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