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Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone decided to throw on the ground rather than in a garbage can. FML

#20768438
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49504) - you deserved it (4670)

On 07/07/2013 at 9:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I returned home from an extended vacation only to find out my cousin wasn't kidding when he said he was going to steal my boyfriend. I thought I was dating a straight guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43529) - you deserved it (3210)

On 07/03/2013 at 4:56pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54693) - you deserved it (8968)

On 06/18/2013 at 6:01pm - money - by No money, mo' problems - United States



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