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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1720
  • Number of comments : 263
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MrFlintstone : I get bored often. I wouldn't call FML my savior, but it has helped. If I was asked if I could do anything to I want, I would answer get rid of all Internet trolls. Oh and before I forget, I'm planning on taking over the world so if you want in call 1800 555 5555 (this isn't a real number)

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MrFlintstone's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34264) - you deserved it (5514)

On 04/05/2011 at 3:46am - health - by oww (woman) - United States (California)

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