Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 01/24/2016 at 8:15pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 283
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

MrDespicable's page activity

Visits<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 10:17pm<b>NiceGuysDoWin</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 3:18pm<b>Dean_N</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 1:38pm<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 10:45am<b>sapphiregirly</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 7:14am<b>boricualuv</b> - the 09/14/2014 at 1:20am<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 7:40pm<b>toomanyidiots</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 6:36pm<b>Nyleriver</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 6:07pm<b>morotok01</b> - the 03/06/2014 at 2:40pm<b>jopey21</b> - the 01/14/2014 at 3:04am<b>cherrio27</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 10:40pm<b>datoismyname</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 7:41pm<b>melons</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 7:35pm<b>4MO5</b> - the 12/15/2013 at 10:08am<b>sammie366</b> - the 12/01/2013 at 10:20am

MrDespicable's FML badges

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

See all of MrDespicable's badges

MrDespicable's favorite FMLs

Today, my drunken self became a vaguely racist poet. I am now the author of a four-page poem entitled "Chocolate Men". FML


I agree, your life sucks (33247) - you deserved it (17205)

On 03/23/2014 at 11:40pm - misc - by chocochoco - United States (New York)

Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: