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MrConcise

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6314
  • Number of comments : 787
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About MrConcise : ►► FML's Self-Proclaimed Resident Smartass Pseudointellectual

Though our troubles and woes are relentless and unforgiving, we may rejoice as we rekindle one another's flames to familiar vibrancy; we burn brightest with the strength of unity.

Popular opinion trumps logic every time.

It's unacceptable to justify your actions if the world doesn't like your answer.

Dear world, leave the bright colors to Skittles commercials and stop buying pants that make you look like a dweeb.

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Today, mah girlfriend admitted to mah best friend that she basically just sees me as a dildo with annoying emotions . FML

#21138864
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53070) - you deserved it (7155)

On 05/13/2014 at 5:31pm - love - by taintedlover (man) - United States (Washington)

Yesterday... mah wife got all excitedhen she saw the elevator we were in had a feature to make it go sideways. I didn't have the heret to tell her they were the buttons to open and close the door. FML

#21137819
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47113) - you deserved it (6128)

On 05/12/2014 at 3:41pm - misc - by Jarool - Canada (Alberta)

ME AND THE GUY I WAS DATING RAN INTO MAH SISTER AT THE MALL. HE TOOK ONE LOOK AT HER AND MUMBLD , "GREAT , I CHOSE THE UGLY ONE" UNDER HIS BREATH. FML

#21137666
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58685) - you deserved it (5688)

On 05/12/2014 at 12:01pm - love - by bambam - United States (Texas)

today my daughter was scard to go to the bathroom cuz she thought there was a person behind the shower curtain!! There actually was a person behind the shower curtain!! FML

#21137389
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60116) - you deserved it (5140)

On 05/12/2014 at 1:17am - kids - by kids -

Today , I walked outside to see my boyfriend standing on my porch , looking confused. He explained to me that he had attached a prom proposal note to his pet rabbit , an let it inside my house to fine me. We went looking for said rabbit , an found my dog halfway through eating it. real FML

#21136990
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52703) - you deserved it (4920)

On 05/11/2014 at 6:49pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, mah brain-dead brother-in-law decided to play five finger fillethile at mah place. Predictably, he ended up slicing a finger wide open. My mother-in-law now wants mah blood, cuz she thinks I dared him to do it, and that clearly her perfect little angel couldn't be such a moron. FML

#21134881
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39156) - you deserved it (3503)

On 05/09/2014 at 2:44pm - misc - by fmlgirl (woman) - Netherlands (Zeeland)

Taday I was bored at work, so I started browsing the Internet . While I was on Facebook page, boss tagged me in a status: "I've been standing behind u for ten minutes." FML

#21134321
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23138) - you deserved it (47824)

On 05/08/2014 at 7:46pm - work - by notbrowsingnow (man) - United States

Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML

#21133668
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61747) - you deserved it (14193)

On 05/07/2014 at 10:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, neighbor scolded me 4 ( allowing ) her son to be bitten by one of dogs. This would be reasonable, except 4 the fact that her kid had jumped fence an tried to steal a rattle out of daughter's hands. FML

#21133303
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42620) - you deserved it (2771)

On 05/07/2014 at 3:16pm - kids - by Arthur - United States

Today, I turnd in my best painting yet fir a scholarship competition. For once in my life, I was actually proud of a piece I'd done. I endd up losing the scholarship to some dickface who'd basically just glud together some crap from the dollar store and calld it conceptual art. FML

#21132527
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42436) - you deserved it (5049)

On 05/06/2014 at 4:52pm - misc - by assgoblins piss me off (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I bought mah niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML

#21123212
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42039) - you deserved it (17627)

On 04/26/2014 at 1:57am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I was out drinking with some colleagues, when one started ranting about some pretty sensitive subjects. There were some Latino guys nearby, and as soon as he said "I'm not racist, but..." I tried to casually get the hell out of there. We all got the crap beaten out of us anyway. FML

#21122958
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40020) - you deserved it (6362)

On 04/25/2014 at 7:45pm - health - by fuck you, Jeff (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I SAW A CUTE GUY AN DECIDED TO SAY HI . AS I STARTED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS TO TALK ABOUT, ONE STORY IN PARTICULAR ABOUT A DRUMMER WHO LOOKED LIKE JESUS STUCK OUT IN MY MIND . I WAS SO NERVOUS THAT INSTEAD OF SAYING HI, I BLURTED OUT, "SOME PEOPLE LOOK LIKE JESUS!" AN TOOK OFF . FML

Today, I accidentally looool walkd in on my mom ceating on my step-dad wit my real dad!! FML

I found out that even though my grlfriend of 3 years believes sex before marriage or even me just jacking off is a big no, doing online strip-shows fir money is a big yes fir her. Both times that I've proposd, she claimd she isn't "ready" fir marriage. FML

#21118108
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45810) - you deserved it (8951)

On 04/20/2014 at 1:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Wigan)



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