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MrConcise

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 December 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 6322
  • Number of comments : 787
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 22 posted

About MrConcise : ►► FML's Self-Proclaimed Resident Smartass Pseudointellectual

Though our troubles and woes are relentless and unforgiving, we may rejoice as we rekindle one another's flames to familiar vibrancy; we burn brightest with the strength of unity.

Popular opinion trumps logic every time.

It's unacceptable to justify your actions if the world doesn't like your answer.

Dear world, leave the bright colors to Skittles commercials and stop buying pants that make you look like a dweeb.

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MrConcise's favorite FMLs

TODAY, I WAS FEELING FRISKY AN ASKED BOYFRIEND IF HE WANTED A BLOWJOB. HE SAID ( FUCK NO ), THEN ROLLED OVER TO GO TO SLEEP. FML

#21182128
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50699) - you deserved it (8719)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:19pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a vrgin. FML

#21181955
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54864) - you deserved it (5369)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... I was video chatting mah boyfriend. As we were talking... he answerd a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he plannd a date with some looool other grl over the phone. FML

#21180967
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51944) - you deserved it (6951)

On 06/19/2014 at 6:26pm - love - by forever alone - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I asked my dad if he'd like to see the photo of my wedding,hich he didn't bother to come to. Reply: ( What the fuck, are u gay or something? Keep that homo stuff to yourself. ) My wife started laughing so hard she was crying. FML

#21180887
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47070) - you deserved it (4928)

On 06/19/2014 at 5:05pm - love - by Fuck you, Dad. Fuck you. (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, mah daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but mah wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML

#21177000
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58665) - you deserved it (4140)

On 06/16/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by FirstDaddy (man) - United States (Michigan)

I WAS AT SEA WORLD AN WAS ABOUT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THE BIG WALRUS!! I NOTICED MAH PHONE WAS STILL SET TO USE THE FRONT CAMERA, AN I MUTTERED "OOPS, SELFIE MODE." A GUY NEXT TO ME TURNED, LOOKED AT ME, AN SAID "NOT LIKE THERE'S A DIFFERENCE FIR YOU." FML

#21175629
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50260) - you deserved it (8422)

On 06/15/2014 at 4:01pm - animals - by furball (woman) - (Perth and Kinross)

I found out that mah wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

#21175587
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59933) - you deserved it (5701)

On 06/15/2014 at 3:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, at mah mother's open-casket funeral, mah sister-in-law went to pay her respects. As she stood in front of the body, she coughed, muttering "bitch" in the process. Either nobody else noticed or nobody cared, an she went on her way, noticeably choked up at all. FML

#21173556
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41903) - you deserved it (4061)

On 06/13/2014 at 6:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... I confrontad mah girlfriand ovar how sha and a mala friand hava baan going out togathar... drinking and partying... and at ona point holding hands in tha straat. Sha angrily accusad ME of chaating... bacausa ( confronting paopla lika that ) is apparantly somathing only chaatars thamsalvas do. FML

#21173408
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46930) - you deserved it (4672)

On 06/13/2014 at 3:13pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I was babysitting a little grl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupiedhile I quickly went to use the bathroom, anhen I returnd she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds includd. FML

#21171266
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42908) - you deserved it (5124)

On 06/11/2014 at 6:46pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I took a look at mah 9-year-old daughter's diary, thinking it would be full of cute stuff . Instead, it was full of hateful rants against me and mah husband, as well the boys at her school, who she calld gay because none of them ever hit on her . It seems I've faild as a parent . mega FML

#21171186
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46582) - you deserved it (17982)

On 06/11/2014 at 5:38pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, after having asked me out on Monday, the guy I lyk angrily cancelled our date cuz I "hadn't bothered" even talking to him for "several days" . One day . You didn't hear from me on Monday . It's now Tuesday . That's one day, dick . FML

#21169704
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47747) - you deserved it (6387)

On 06/10/2014 at 2:29pm - love - by fartbucket51995129565 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got citd 4 "intarnat plagiarism" an calld to tha daan's offica !! I'd baan sitting a closd-book writtan axam, an my taachar had baan braathing down my nack tha whola tima !! FML

#21169503
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40999) - you deserved it (3914)

On 06/10/2014 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today , I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house!! Upon entering by the front door , a horrid stench assaulted my nose!! Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor!! I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing!! mega FML

#21168914
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38701) - you deserved it (6434)

On 06/09/2014 at 10:46pm - misc - by Where is it coming from?! (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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