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Mr25

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 10 September 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2169
  • Number of comments : 158
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About Mr25 : I have a lot of fandoms. Lover of bearded dragons and furry pets. I'm very sarcastic. I feel really bad about it

Mr25's page activity

Visits<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:59pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 2:01pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 10:46pm<b>IAm123</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 9:09pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 12/13/2015 at 7:59am<b>panromantic</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 9:08am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 8:48am<b>jaymecarterr</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 1:28am<b>Micool</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 1:48am<b>Kidjazzin</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:02am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 10:04am<b>laxbro518</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:41pm<b>OMCheezbread</b> - the 11/09/2014 at 12:16am<b>lefartface</b> - the 05/20/2014 at 2:11am<b>silon5</b> - the 03/24/2014 at 9:15am<b>iGottaFindBubbah</b> - the 09/30/2013 at 6:53am<b>sweet0cheeks</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 10:54am<b>ireply_wlyrics</b> - the 09/22/2013 at 8:47am

Fucked!<b>FujisakiChihiro</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 10:59pm<b>Mcstud1y</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 4:46am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 2:47pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 1:55pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 4:04pm

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Mr25's favorite FMLs

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

by emasculated 10000% / 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm / Sweden (Kronobergs Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, at a Christmas party, my crush came up to me and cutely pointed out that I was standing under mistletoe. The only response my stupid brain could think of was, "Probably full of nargles though." He gave me a confused look and walked away. FML

by Rhine / 12/16/2012 at 6:51pm / Barbados (Saint Michael) / Love

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

by Anonymous / 03/16/2012 at 4:23pm / Ireland / Intimacy

Today, I dropped a knife while cooking. Luckily it missed my foot, but only because it hit my knee. FML

by jmac / 03/10/2012 at 10:06pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

by batsu / 01/27/2012 at 1:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML

by elisimo / 01/24/2012 at 3:50am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

by anonymous / 01/13/2012 at 12:05am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

by Anon / 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

by bellaskyeb / 01/08/2012 at 12:42pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I had an upset stomach. I lay down in bed with a bucket nearby just in case. Later on, the urge to vomit overcame me, and I puked into the bucket. I realised too late that my cat had chosen to sleep in it. He jumped out and spread vomit all over my apartment. FML

by Fat_abott / 01/05/2012 at 3:40pm / France / Animals

Today, at my job as a waitress, I fell, landed on my ass, managing not to spill the drinks or drop the food in my hands. A little boy yelled "NINJA WAITRESS!" Every one at work has been calling me that all day, and purposely been trying to trip me to see if I could do it again. FML

by immy504 / 11/30/2011 at 12:39am / United States (Louisiana) / Work

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

by dumbassbuffet / 11/11/2011 at 10:53am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

by StaplerScared / 11/08/2011 at 9:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

by roadkill0321 / 11/07/2011 at 2:20am / United States / Love