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Mortoli

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 January 1994 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4985
  • Number of comments : 337
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mortoli : Mostly a loner. But love gaming and anime. I am a security guard. if you ever see a tall guy with headphones in his ears probably me listening to rock. Or techno or X-ray dog. And if you ever wanna chat I'm always up to it. I'm on fml almost daily. I'm always waiting for next persons story.

Mortoli's page activity

Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 1:41am<b>lucythomson</b> - the 01/10/2016 at 10:08am<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:27pm<b>43bubba34</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 11:15am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 10:59pm<b>jessmonkey</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 8:26am<b>satanicdaydream</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 2:46pm<b>EnigmaticSoul</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 11:06pm<b>seepin</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 5:53am<b>frrrrr</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 3:33pm<b>Sathane</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 7:16pm<b>Blackhawk706</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 10:11am<b>aspecialspecial</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 5:40pm<b>kagome513</b> - the 10/24/2015 at 12:43am<b>Philintheblankz</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 9:18am<b>Migole</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 8:08am<b>Kyle1dc</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 6:51am<b>thatperson35423</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 5:24pm

Fucked!<b>aspecialspecial</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 5:28am<b>thatperson35423</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 11:24pm<b>Hop6e</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 2:14am<b>missmoschner</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:24pm<b>xoreggie</b> - the 10/21/2014 at 8:11am<b>bmolover57</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 4:18am

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You sure know how to party?

You posted a comment on the 31st of December between 11pm and 1am. Happy New Year!

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Mortoli's favorite FMLs

Today, I have a stomach bug. I went to go downstairs, and my cat decided to dart between my legs, causing me to trip and fall down the stairs in a pinwheel of vomit. FML

#21510463
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20562) - you deserved it (1646)

On 01/02/2016 at 12:17am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML

#21509147
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20341) - you deserved it (1266)

On 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm - misc - by bob the builders pissed off daughter (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was getting my picture taken with my mom and grandma for a portrait. I said it was going to be beautiful when it was done, with three generations of our family in it. My grandma said that would be true, if I weren't adopted. FML

#21499650
38 comments

Today, while at a fastfood restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the mens restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML

#21499551
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16806) - you deserved it (1924)

On 12/03/2015 at 12:50am - misc - by turtles_yup (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my dad sent me $200 by mail, only to mail it to the wrong person. So now some random person is getting $200 from my dad. FML

#21499425
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19016) - you deserved it (1426)

On 12/02/2015 at 7:44pm - money - by Makusu420 - United States (California)

Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML

#21499273
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20445) - you deserved it (7882)

On 12/02/2015 at 9:34am - misc - by Nightbird827 (man) -

Today, I called the cops on this guy who kept emailing me without revealing who he was. I had told him that if he emailed me again, I would call the cops, so I did. Turns out it was my roommate. FML

#21499015
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20560) - you deserved it (2551)

On 12/01/2015 at 5:53pm - misc - by Dark_Cecilia - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been having an affair with my childhood bully. FML

Today, I felt so lonely that I asked Siri to read me Wikipedia articles so that I could pretend I was having a conversation with a real human being. FML

#21494269
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20149) - you deserved it (3119)

On 11/19/2015 at 12:49am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML

#21491942
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20875) - you deserved it (3042)

On 11/13/2015 at 12:47am - misc - by fryebaby623 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, not only did someone steal my bike, they also managed to get wasted and drunkenly ride my stolen bike through my new screened-in front porch, destroying it and the bike. FML

#21491506
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21383) - you deserved it (1366)

On 11/11/2015 at 11:11pm - misc - by Potato_Lord (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my father, who is not familiar with keyboards, had me register his new email account for him at the public library. His username choice? "Wang dang sweet poon tang". People heard. FML

#21488619
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20854) - you deserved it (1857)

On 11/05/2015 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML

#21488023
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23123) - you deserved it (3286)

On 11/03/2015 at 5:06pm - love - by Wtf -

Today, at my prestigious sous chef job, I was preparing to plate up expensive entrees for a function of 150 people. After arriving to work 2 hours early to finalize finishing touches, they call the restaurant 5 minutes before their booking stating, 'We can't be bothered anymore, sorry.' FML

#21481906
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24335) - you deserved it (1420)

On 10/19/2015 at 6:13pm - work - by Chefinblack (man) - Australia

Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML

#21481830
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24567) - you deserved it (5432)

On 10/19/2015 at 2:04pm - work - by PoorGal (woman) - United States (Louisiana)



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