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Mornai
  • Town/Country : Ohio, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4093
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I've been here for years. My name's James, and I'll always see the good in you even if you don't want me to.


I am a calm and passive person, but everyone has their limits.
I am afraid of heights.
I am always in high spirits.
I am somewhat shy.
I am often told i look much younger than i truly am.
I am the person who would push on in a zombie apocalypse even if I'm the only one left alive.
I don't get sick often, but when i do it really sucks.
I can't swim, and almost drowned because of that.
I may laugh if i see you fall, but I'll always be there to pull you up.
I don't know when to give up, for better or worse.

Message me if you want to, though I might bore you.
I have Kik if you would prefer that, and facebook(though I don't use that often) just ask. =)


“And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'”

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Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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On 11/19/2012 at 1:21am - health - by NOIDIDNOT (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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On 11/12/2012 at 9:47pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I learned that last week, the UPS man gave my package to my neighbor for safekeeping. It was over five-hundred dollars' worth of merchandise. My neighbor left for Canada on Saturday. FML

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On 11/12/2012 at 1:40pm - money - by siciliano12594 - United States (New York)

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

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On 11/12/2012 at 12:27pm - misc - by mm (woman) - United Kingdom (Warrington)

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

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On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML

#20158567
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On 11/11/2012 at 5:10am - animals - by kitty - Australia

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

#20157750
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On 11/10/2012 at 4:14pm - misc - by anon - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

#20156633
162 comments

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On 11/09/2012 at 7:30pm - kids - by john r.t. (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

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189 comments

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On 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm - misc - by Targeted - United States (Washington)

Today, I was stuck in the bathroom yelling for someone to get me toilet paper. My grandpa slips a small leaf under the door and says, "This is what I used in my day." FML

#20140057
101 comments

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On 10/30/2012 at 10:27am - misc - by Obi1Shinobi - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

Today, I showed my friends the picture I drew picturing the four of us in a 'zombie apocalypse' setting. Turns out they never saw me as their friend, and I'm creeping them out. FML

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131 comments

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On 10/22/2012 at 11:39am - misc - by Nana (woman) - Sweden (Vasterbottens Lan)

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

#20126149
123 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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116 comments

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On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was walking home when I saw an elderly woman struggling with a large bag of garbage. I asked if I could help. I got it all the way to the dumpster and the bag ripped. Inside were about fourteen dead cats. FML



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