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  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 14236
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I'm James. Message me if you'd like. I may not be great at advice, but I can be a good listener if you need to get something off your chest.

Happiness comes from within.

"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

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Gold Rush

How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?


You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, I was searched and questioned at the airport for having an apple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40909) - you deserved it (4570)

On 11/26/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend brought a 12-pack of beer to my mother's wake. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39488) - you deserved it (4706)

On 11/15/2013 at 5:51pm - misc - by haqL (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, in the lunch line at school, a kid literally ordered a "hamburger with extra swag." FML


I agree, your life sucks (46945) - you deserved it (3580)

On 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm - work - by thank god you'll only live once (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40189) - you deserved it (11728)

On 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm - misc - by GymBattle (man) - United States

Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50258) - you deserved it (3369)

On 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46414) - you deserved it (4375)

On 09/29/2013 at 1:45am - misc - by -__-" - United States (Washington)

Today, I used a restroom. While doing my thing, the power in my building completely went out. There was another person in the restroom making demonic noises and scratching at my stall. When the power came back on, he was gone. I think I'm being haunted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47745) - you deserved it (3282)

On 09/04/2013 at 6:46pm - work - by dear god help me. - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51217) - you deserved it (24744)

On 08/07/2013 at 1:40am - animals - by Blood on my hands (woman) - United States

Today, my 18-year-old daughter texted me and told me that she got in a car crash. She texted, "I forgot wich way wus left lol" and then quickly added "yolo right? Lol". FML


I agree, your life sucks (62137) - you deserved it (11326)

On 08/01/2013 at 2:21am - kids - by father of the year - United States

Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked what he was doing wrong. I told him he was doing fine, but instead of focusing only on my vagina, he might want to pay attention to my clitoris as well. His response? "What's a clitoris?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (65867) - you deserved it (9699)

On 07/29/2013 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while using a restroom in Walmart, an old lady with a cane hobbled in screaming, "I smell someone making sin!" She would not stop tapping on the door with her cane till I came out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44678) - you deserved it (3034)

On 07/28/2013 at 10:16pm - health - by DreamStatic - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got a message from my brother on Facebook that read, "They're watching you." This wouldn't have been such a big deal if he hadn't been dead for two years. FML


I agree, your life sucks (81069) - you deserved it (4020)

On 07/10/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Wtf (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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