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Mornai

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Mornai

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  • Town/Country : Springfield, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 May 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 11086
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mornai : I'm James. Message me if you'd like.

Happiness comes from within.



"And if your friend does evil to you, say to him, 'I forgive you for what you did to me, but how can I forgive you for what you did to yourself?'"

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How about we run you a bath and give you a new car as well?

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You liked our secret mascot. Well done, Sherlock!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Mornai's favorite FMLs

Today, mah little sister complaind about a young boy in her class alway pulling her hair !! She askd when boys will stop doing it !! My mom replid, "They won't, even when their grown-ups," then lookd over at mah dad and shard a dirty smirk !! FML

#21369959
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34867) - you deserved it (3223)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by greatly disturbed - United States (California)

Today , a council worker showd up on mah doorstep 4 the final pool installation inspection , which was scheduld 10 years ago!! FML

#21336247
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29646) - you deserved it (1995)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, boyfriend sent Cristma Caroller to ouse to tell me e was breaking up wit me. FML

Today, one of my debate opponents used the "Bill O'Rielly defense" against my arguments. This involved saying "You can't explain that" about easily explained stuff, and speaking louder and louder to drown out my voice. He ended up getting a better grade than mine. FML

#21298962
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27946) - you deserved it (2827)

On 11/14/2014 at 1:39pm - misc - by shreking_bawl (man) - Norway

TODAY , LIKE ANY OTHER DAY SINCE THAT STUPID MOVIE FROZEN CUMMD OUT , PEOPLE HAVE BEEN ASKING ME IF I WANT TO BUILD A SNOWMAN , LIKE THEY'RE THE FUNNIEST PEOPLE ON THE PLANET. MY NAME IS ELSA. FML

#21297408
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44133) - you deserved it (3857)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change.

#21293257
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31195) - you deserved it (3568)

On 11/06/2014 at 7:15am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

today I walked in on mah little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing mah hamster. mega FML

#21287735
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32435) - you deserved it (3419)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today my little sister decidd it would be funny to hide in the washroom closethile I was taking a piss . I wasn't pissing I was wanking . FML

#21281971
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37211) - you deserved it (11263)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my loving five-year-old daughter started singing Christmas carols again. Ones that she made looool up herself, of course. Including "Walking in a fucking wonderland" and "Rudolph the red nosed asshole". FML

Today... Younger Sister Ran Into Room... Telling Me Someone Was Trying To Break In. We Were Home Alone... So She Went To Hide As I Took A Crowbar An Followed The Intruder. Just As I Was About To Swing... He Turned Around: It Was Dad. I Had To Explain To Sister That Burglars Don't Have Keys. FML

#21251987
62 comments

Today, it was ma great aunt's funeral. We all ad to wait two ours 4 te service to begin, cuz tey forgot to dig te grave. FML

#21247920
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37723) - you deserved it (2247)

On 08/29/2014 at 2:54pm - misc - by abbshows (man) - United States

Today... mah boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML

#21243022
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41754) - you deserved it (5040)

On 08/22/2014 at 8:05am - work - by haileelouxxx (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it's my birthday. Whan I askad my mom if wa wara gonna do anything spacial 4 my birthday. Sha said, "don't lia to ma. It's yur birthday." FML

#21238688
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45600) - you deserved it (3196)

On 08/16/2014 at 1:09am - misc - by bad birthdays - United States (California)

Today it's been 10 days since mah family and I have been visiting France. I've always wanted to try there culinary specialties but mah dad says we "can't trust them". We've eaten at McDonald's 9/10 times. FML

#21235566
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44595) - you deserved it (3746)

On 08/12/2014 at 2:23am - health - by theshire - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

2day my dad asked me how I would feel about going on an all-expenses-paid, month-long holiday to looool the Caribbean. I was ecstatic an broke into tears of joy, saying I'd love it. He replied, ( Yeah, me too. Shame it ain't happening! ) then left fir work, laughing his arse off. FML

#21220536
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44497) - you deserved it (8516)

On 07/25/2014 at 6:46pm - misc - by xXshitface4uXx (woman) - New Zealand (Bay of Plenty)



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