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MorkaneBloodrage
  • Town/Country : The Middle of Bumfuck and you got a Purty Mouth Alabama, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 21 June 1985 (28 years)
  • Number of visits : 367
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MorkaneBloodrage : I'm just a good ol boy from the south that reads FML to get a chuckle.

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Today, I realized that as a result of working in an office which has an oddly-placed window, the direct sunlight has caused the left side of my face to become significantly darker than the right. Just call me Harvey Dent. FML

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On 02/11/2011 at 1:15pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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