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Mooish

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MooishMooish
  • Town/Country : Salt Lake City, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4572
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About Mooish : Life is good.

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Mooish's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML

#15328400
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40272) - you deserved it (5939)

On 03/15/2011 at 10:05pm - kids - by anonymous -

Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML

#15266054
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25081) - you deserved it (21077)

On 03/10/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by shia -

Today, an old lady hit me with her car. After which she says, "Oh! Not Again!" FML

#15150765
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32475) - you deserved it (2707)

On 02/28/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by roadkill - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55940) - you deserved it (7573)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I logged onto a website that offered free tutoring. After chatting with the online tutor, he started flirting with me. I was just looking for some help with my homework, not a creeper. FML

#14876662
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27938) - you deserved it (6026)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Chasity (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my mother dragged me into Victoria's Secret to get my opinion on some lingerie. Lingerie she'll be using to get into my dad's pants this evening. FML

#14731317
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35072) - you deserved it (3573)

On 01/27/2011 at 12:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML

#14272041
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37547) - you deserved it (9506)

On 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I wanted to try my mom's new lipstick. I opened it, baffled, examined it carefully. That's when it started to vibrate. Obviously, that wasn't a lipstick. FML

#13961412
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28934) - you deserved it (10324)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML

#13930948
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38094) - you deserved it (5020)

On 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm - animals - by dickwebs - Germany

Today, I came home to find my younger daughter left her silly band collection on the carpet in front of the fireplace. I now have melted unicorns and princesses stuck in my carpet. FML

#13716759
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27332) - you deserved it (4025)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML

#13699174
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35502) - you deserved it (5068)

On 11/03/2010 at 8:08am - work - by nurse (woman) - Reserved

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

#13433237
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23378) - you deserved it (9675)

On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I thought it would be a good idea to use my epilator on my eyebrows. Needless to say I now have the eyebrow equivalent of a comb-over. FML

#13389491
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6339) - you deserved it (25697)

On 10/10/2010 at 5:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML

#12485840
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31952) - you deserved it (36771)

On 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm - intimacy - by Blueberrypicc (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26019) - you deserved it (11435)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)



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