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Mooish's favorite FMLs
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
Today, I got a super short pixie cut. All my boyfriend could do was stare at me, speechless. I thought he was taken aback by how cute it was until he told me that I look exactly like my fifteen year old brother. FML
by roadkill / 02/28/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Transportation
by Anon. / 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm / United Kingdom (Bradford) / Intimacy
by Chasity / 02/07/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:02pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I was playing hide and seek with a few friends. I hid in the bathroom, under the sink in a cabinet. I ended up having to sit there quiet as a mouse while my grandfather took an incredibly long and vile dump. I was too afraid to move. Let's just say he didn't rush it. FML
by Anonymous / 12/20/2010 at 12:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 12:11pm / Belgium (Brabant) / Intimacy
Today, I was taking off my underwear to change into fresh clothes. Pulling them down, I realize there's a big fat spider in them. Not only did I have a spider chilling with my genitals the whole day, but I'm deathly afraid of them. FML
by dickwebs / 11/21/2010 at 10:42pm / Germany / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
by nurse / 11/03/2010 at 8:08am / Reserved / Work
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Money
by Anonymous / 10/10/2010 at 5:05am / United Kingdom / Health
Today, I was messing with my boyfriend in my basement. We are both virgins and he wanted to perform oral sex on me for the first time. Naked, we finally decided to try to have sex. We discovered the act is much harder than it may seem. We're both still virgins. FML
by Blueberrypicc / 08/12/2010 at 9:01pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Luke / 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm / United Kingdom (West Berkshire) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…