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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4046
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Mooish : Life is good.

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Mooish's favorite FMLs

Today, my 5 year old daughter told me that I needed to stay 50 feet away from her at all times when we were at school, mostly because I didn't hang with the cool parents. FML

#17826099
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27654) - you deserved it (3547)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:03am - kids - by Lolaa123 - United States

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25979) - you deserved it (15540)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
431 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56644) - you deserved it (5590)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the only thing my downstairs neighbor wanted to talk about with me is how she can hear us go to the bathroom. She also claims that she can tell which one of us is going, based on the noise level. FML

#17699997
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24207) - you deserved it (2171)

On 09/08/2011 at 10:07pm - misc - by monochrometea (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

#17680724
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31164) - you deserved it (2093)

On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

#17620376
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29457) - you deserved it (3715)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40498) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, thanks to my wife's confession, I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40498) - you deserved it (3802)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36323) - you deserved it (9443)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML

#17547922
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36264) - you deserved it (3436)

On 08/22/2011 at 1:19pm - love - by Say Cheese - United States (Michigan)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24053) - you deserved it (1996)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML

#17068940
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29987) - you deserved it (23565)

On 07/11/2011 at 5:08pm - intimacy - by tony456 (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14276) - you deserved it (54296)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10351) - you deserved it (43340)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my dad spent a full half hour trying to convince me that Judaism is a race. FML

#16938868
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25717) - you deserved it (6076)

On 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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