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MooCowPlywood
  • Town/Country : Here, Here
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 87
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About MooCowPlywood : I like a big butts and I cannot lie.

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Today, my strict Christian mother walked into my room just after I'd finished masturbating. Although dressed, I was still holding the used tissue, which she noticed. Having to think fast to disguise my deed and avoid an entire sermon, I had no option but to blow my nose with the spunky tissue. FML

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