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today a neo-Nazi stopped me an commented on blue eyes an blonde hair. He went on to explain that I could be "pure", an should follow him an other Aryans in the campaign to eliminate Jews, an other "abominations". Good thing he didn't see the Star of David necklace around neck. FML

#18067303
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43917) - you deserved it (3344)

On 10/24/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by KaySchrages92 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today I found out that my crush didn't make up a fake girlfriend to get me jealous; he made her up as a way to tell me to back off. FML

#17934833
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11011) - you deserved it (30764)

On 10/08/2011 at 12:01pm - love - by Cassidy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I drove to the liquor store completely naked except fir mah dressing gown, with a carload of idiot stoners who ran in an stole vodka, tequila an whiskey. We drank in a bush. Last week I was a good citizen, an now I'm white trash. I'm not quite looool sure what happened in between. FML

#17908235
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7730) - you deserved it (58909)

On 10/04/2011 at 11:28pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they ned to cover my expenses. Thier response: "Better fine a place of yur own then, u freeloading bastard." big fat FML

#17896857
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16691) - you deserved it (30177)

On 10/03/2011 at 4:49pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriand took ma on a surprisa data to an axpansiva rastaurant !! Aftar ta maal, a got down on is knaa and proposad !! Wa'va only baan dating for two waaks, so I said no !! Ha just silantly kapt staring ma in ta ayas, no mattar wat I said or did !! I andad up aving to walk oma !! FML

#17809445
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32999) - you deserved it (5392)

On 09/22/2011 at 11:05pm - love - by Storm (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanut at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML

#17752221
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5651) - you deserved it (53192)

On 09/15/2011 at 5:22pm - misc - by Cooper491 - Australia (New South Wales)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

#17709124
593 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22090) - you deserved it (246325)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I overheard mah parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's mah house. They only came to visit an forgot to leave. FML

#17668711
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40627) - you deserved it (2922)

On 09/05/2011 at 6:59am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, while having a screaming argument with my son in our front yard, I suddenly realized we are ( that white trash family ) in the neighborhood. big fat FML

#17611255
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9327) - you deserved it (36257)

On 08/29/2011 at 9:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I had an interview for an internship at looool an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of bieng hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

#17579225
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (95261) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

TODAY, A HOOKER REFUSED CUSTOM. ACCORDING TO HER, "EVEN WHORES HAVE STANDARDS." BIG FAT FML

#17548776
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21014) - you deserved it (43090)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. big fat FML

#17529546
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (5955)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, was the first day of my sophomore year . While receiving my schedule, I burst into tears at the sight of a disfigured midget . I'm now seen as the school bitch 4 making fun of a midget . I have a genuine fear of midgets . FML

2day in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs . I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular . FML

#17304355
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10649) - you deserved it (73646)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)



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