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MomentoMori

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 7 April 1935 (80 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1750
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

About MomentoMori : It's very hard to be a misanthrope and a romantic.

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Today, is my five year anniversary. My boyfriend said he was gonna get me something shiny this year. I thought he was gonna propose. He got me a set of sparkle glue. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20104) - you deserved it (2565)

On 08/26/2015 at 3:45am - love - by Anonymous - India (West Bengal)



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