Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Mojo0608

Offline (5 hours ago) | Search for a member

Mojo0608

2Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 904
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Mojo0608 : Mad cat lady in training, often logically incoherent. My nose will either be in a book or over some strange k-drama

Mojo0608's page activity

Visits<b>BunchieRules</b> - 39 minutes ago<b>MalcolmRodrigues</b> - 12 hours ago<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - 14 hours ago<b>g007</b> - 18 hours ago<b>tuxedotitan</b> - 21 hours ago<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:20pm<b>raven83</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:03pm<b>silkyred</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Gillett</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 1:23pm<b>First_JOman</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 9:50pm<b>pks2014</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 8:58pm<b>arich6210</b> - the 03/23/2015 at 6:01am<b>Matheo</b> - the 03/22/2015 at 2:15am<b>ADBurns</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 5:48am<b>DaBlacky</b> - the 03/20/2015 at 5:24am<b>PonyButt</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:54pm<b>brytonhansen</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 7:30pm<b>Mrhammer404</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:59pm

Fucked!<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 10:20pm<b>silkyred</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:34pm

Mojo0608's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

See all of Mojo0608's badges

Mojo0608's favorite FMLs

Today, my classmate commented on how quiet I am. I responded with, "Well, nobody plots murder out loud," trying to be funny. My teacher tried to get me arrested. FML

#21318752
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35164) - you deserved it (6744)

On 12/16/2014 at 8:54pm - work - by justjoking - United States

Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to find my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML

#21316775
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31075) - you deserved it (2986)

On 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by ehxtraordinarily pissed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I learned that if life gives you lemons, your sister is going to squeeze them over your face while you take a nap on the couch. FML

#21303546
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28006) - you deserved it (2176)

On 11/21/2014 at 9:00pm - misc - by ShutUp007 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML

#21302784
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32487) - you deserved it (3558)

On 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said "You're a real work of art. You know, the abstract kind that no one likes. Anyway, we need to break up." FML

#21302073
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36490) - you deserved it (3098)

On 11/19/2014 at 12:40pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 12-year-old daughter informed me that she is eager to lose her virginity, "Because I don't want to be thrown into a volcano!" FML

#21300667
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32203) - you deserved it (3560)

On 11/17/2014 at 10:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I was walking home from work, I got chased halfway home by a wolf. Yes, a wolf. I live in central Norway. FML

#21288944
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35046) - you deserved it (2741)

On 10/31/2014 at 8:31am - animals - by noxiffic (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML

Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML

#21267077
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33336) - you deserved it (3936)

On 09/28/2014 at 3:26pm - health - by jazzie7719 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML

#21265897
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37267) - you deserved it (3909)

On 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm - misc - by Operation Yewtree here I come (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I sat in on a university-level physics lecture, listening to my hyped-up co-students approximating the hypothetical situation of the Sun consisting of gerbils. The conversation then continued towards how much better energy/mass ratio the gerbil-sun would have compared to the actual star. FML

#21258867
89 comments

Today, my two-year-old daughter's favourite word is 'No'. After leaving her with my sixteen-year-old brother, she now knows other N words as well. Niet, Nein, Non and Never. Her teenage uncle thinks it's hilarious. FML

#21240415
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37324) - you deserved it (6178)

On 08/18/2014 at 9:26am - kids - by 919191 (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

#21228111
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49295) - you deserved it (21294)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:16am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2: School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: