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Mmkay1515

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Mmkay1515

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1898
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Mmkay1515 : I'm your normal 18 year old who loves food.

Mmkay1515's page activity

Visits<b>Soosuj</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 1:48pm<b>MyrmidonQueenn01</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 11:46am<b>mlia_usually</b> - the 01/18/2016 at 1:44pm<b>zuvi9</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 10:28am<b>Alm1ghty_Push</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 5:18pm<b>Helipilot86</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:05pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 8:03pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 2:32pm<b>noodlemantra</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:53am<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 4:08pm<b>NostalgiaFreak9</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 6:19pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 9:16am<b>Elgaard</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 11:38am<b>tygerarmy</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 6:58am<b>WatDaHail</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 6:01pm<b>fuggnugget</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 3:56am<b>Toughsky</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 4:50pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 9:06am

Fucked!<b>Soosuj</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:48pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 10:08pm<b>WatDaHail</b> - the 01/01/2016 at 12:01am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 3:06pm<b>upandover</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 6:07am<b>HowSmartOfYou</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 4:48pm<b>imkool136</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 10:37pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:37pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 11:42pm<b>bunkiii</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 3:23pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 1:50pm<b>jk_waks23</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 8:21am<b>Markovski</b> - the 03/28/2015 at 6:59am<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 03/24/2015 at 5:15pm<b>Isak366</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 3:03am<b>Blee864</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 2:23pm<b>davered89</b> - the 01/04/2015 at 3:39pm<b>DanboiRowe</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 4:24am

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Mmkay1515's favorite FMLs

Today, I was chilling in my comfy zip-up sweatshirt when I realized I was running late for an acting class. In my mad panic, I forgot I didn't have a shirt or bra underneath. Later in class, I was performing a scene and started to unzip my sweatshirt. You can figure out the rest. FML

#21512660
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19478) - you deserved it (5021)

On 01/07/2016 at 9:08pm - misc - by AccidentalFlasher (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend's dad came onto me. I was shocked and awkwardly tried to exit the situation. My boyfriend then sprang out and started shouting at me. Apparently, it was a "test" to see if I would still be attracted to him in 30 years. I failed. What. The. Fuck. FML

#21508382
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27808) - you deserved it (1648)

On 12/27/2015 at 12:31pm - love - by _schaden_freude - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML

#21467707
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26554) - you deserved it (1758)

On 09/12/2015 at 5:34pm - kids - by auraya1985 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML

#21410748
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36331) - you deserved it (2948)

On 05/15/2015 at 10:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29615) - you deserved it (3089)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian, I got grounded. Apparently, "black people can't be vegetarians" and, I'm "crazy for even suggesting something like that." FML

#21378047
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34391) - you deserved it (5082)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)

Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML

#21377510
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14155) - you deserved it (48169)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:05am - misc - by copycat - United States (California)

Today, my daughter got her first period. Nobody was home but my husband. He didn't know what to do, except give her a sponge to put in her underwear. FML

#21356191
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38982) - you deserved it (3975)

On 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML

#21350250
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27936) - you deserved it (2654)

On 02/05/2015 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML

#21350106
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41579) - you deserved it (6203)

On 02/05/2015 at 1:15am - misc - by DreamsDontComeTrue - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

#21346763
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32279) - you deserved it (2974)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:27am - misc - by Idek - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32835) - you deserved it (5000)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got called to the guidance office, only to be told my boyfriend broke up with me. He wasn't sure how to break the news to me, so he made my guidance counselor do it for him. FML

#21277708
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44905) - you deserved it (3342)

On 10/14/2014 at 2:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, was the day I would turn my life around and start losing weight. I went outside for my first run and said, "I got this!" I confidently stepped forward, the first symbolic steps to my new life. In the anticipation, I forgot my porch had steps. I face-planted on my driveway. FML

#21271662
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39268) - you deserved it (8174)

On 10/05/2014 at 11:17pm - health - by PickYourselfUp (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

#21271461
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46771) - you deserved it (3042)

On 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm - animals - by FML - United States (Texas)



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