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Mizzesbestie

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Mizzesbestie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 March 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 8593
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Mizzesbestie : Hi, my name is Yazmin and I like sports, video games,music, and just about anything lol :)

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Today, I typed an essay on mah friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject ( here bitch ) as a joke. I then went to email the essay to mah teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. fat FML

#171291
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20546) - you deserved it (52358)

On 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Brittany (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY , I SLEPT OVER AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE . WE DECIDED TO DRESS UP AS NINJAS AND PLAY A TRICK ON HER YOUNGER BROTHERS , SLEEPING IN THE BASEMENT . WHILE SNEAKING DOWN THE STARS , IN THE DARK , HER MOTHER CUMMED HOME . THINKING I WAS A ROBBER , SHE BEAT ME WITH A LAMP . FML

#158758
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21352) - you deserved it (38585)

On 02/28/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by RosaP (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Yesterday, I calld mah boyfriend crying to tell him I had the most terrible day. He said I should come over, and he would make me feel better. I said I just want to snuggle, and I was impressd with his sincerity. Then he said, "Can we snuggle... with mah dick in you?" FML

#121139
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72228) - you deserved it (18802)

On 02/24/2009 at 2:31am - intimacy - by addictedtofml (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was running by a scool and saw tat a deer ad caugt is antlers in te fence. I felt bad fir it so I trid to elp it free. Finally, e became unstuck. Ten e rammd is antlers into my ip. Now I can't run in te maraton I ave been training fir a year to race in. mega FML

#117861
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60074) - you deserved it (12394)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by stoopidRUnner (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY... I RETURNED HOME FROM COLLEGE AND SAW A FRAMED PICTURE OF MY PARENTS AND MY YOUNGER SISTER ON AN ELEPHANT IN AN EXOTIC JUNGLE. I POINTED TO THE PICTURE AND ASKED MY MOM... "IS THIS SOME PHOTOSHOP JOB?" SHE RESPONDED... "NO... WE WENT TO THAILAND FIR A FAMILY TRIP... DIDN'T WE TELL YOU?" MEGA FML

#86332
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70941) - you deserved it (3287)

On 02/20/2009 at 4:24am - misc - by OutoftheLoop (woman) - China (Beijing)

Today, boyfriend gave me a card 4 brthday and told me to open it 10 minutes after he'd gone; I waited 4 5. In the card was written, "It's not working out, but here's $20." FML

#48184
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61150) - you deserved it (3374)

On 02/15/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by blah (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

todayile in our communal sowers in te igscool football locker room, I started to swing ma penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later te rest of te team ops into te sower wit me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11273) - you deserved it (69351)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today , A Customer At One Of My Tables Left His Phone Number And A Smiley Face On The Credit Card Slip. I Was Completely Flatterd Until I Lookd At The Bottom Of The Slip And Realizd That He Had Left Me A $0.26 Tip. FML

#19721
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29714) - you deserved it (2724)

On 02/10/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by appleville (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today , I sent a guy tat I like a lot a picture of myself , I got all dressed looool up sexy and did ma make-up. He sent me a reply saying "your cat is fat". FML

#5809
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24001) - you deserved it (5903)

On 02/02/2009 at 9:36pm - love - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I woke from last nigt after meeting te most amazing man, an after giving im a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use is batroom. looool After using is tootbrus, I go to replace it in is older only to find not one, but several prescriptions 4 erpes in is unzipped toiletry bag. mega FML

#5784
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18494) - you deserved it (39173)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm - love - by screwed. - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I got stuck looool in an alavator 4 2 hours with mah boyfriand and tha guy that I hava baan sacratly having an affair with 4 6 months. FML

#5470
339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43644) - you deserved it (364728)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today... I went out on a date with a girl 4 the first time. I opend her car door 4 her an then slammd her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast 4 6 weeks. FML

#5393
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29018) - you deserved it (8865)

On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, ma boyfriend went into great detail over te Tiffany's jewelry e painstakingly selected fir is previous girlfriends on tere birtday. I got and towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

#5208
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31981) - you deserved it (2222)

On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)

Today, though I'm normally unperturbed by my single-ness, I walked by some squrrels engaged in mating rituals and felt a pang of jealousy!! FML

#5133
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28862) - you deserved it (3492)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:49am - love - by murphy - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I asked a little old lady in line at my workhy she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14369) - you deserved it (24732)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)



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