About MixMastaKDizzle : Herro. My name is Krystal. I like dropping the beat, sandboxes, juice boxes, XBOX, scallops, TMNT, rain, ukulele, shredding the gnar, hot babes, and hot babes. I hate falling face first, needles, moths, sluts, forgetting the pizza in the oven, and assholes.
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