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  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 77
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About MixMastaKDizzle : Herro. My name is Krystal. I like dropping the beat, sandboxes, juice boxes, XBOX, scallops, TMNT, rain, ukulele, shredding the gnar, hot babes, and hot babes. I hate falling face first, needles, moths, sluts, forgetting the pizza in the oven, and assholes.

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