About Mister_Triangle : I try to post witty comments; I either fail or succeed....usually.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Mister_Triangle's favorite FMLs
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
by HairyBoobs / 11/05/2009 at 9:22am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Chensticles / 10/13/2009 at 9:25pm / Miscellaneous
by HousekeeperNoMore / 09/19/2009 at 5:04pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to go get a new ID because my wallet was stolen, which had my social security card in it as well. I found out that to get your ID you have to have your social security card, and to get your social security card, you need your ID. FML
by angry / 06/28/2009 at 5:05pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by beatricesank / 05/23/2009 at 10:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, I ordered a graduation cake from a woman at the grocery store. She asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I said "Congratulations Annie". Then she asked me who was ordering and I said "Annie". I had to order my own cake. The woman was silent. FML
by Annebelle / 05/14/2009 at 2:09pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to smoke a cigarette while I was driving to work. I was also eating french fries during the drive. I had never realized how much a cigarette feels like a french fry. In conclusion, cigarettes don't taste very good when you bite into them. FML
by david / 04/28/2009 at 10:08am / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, I got approached by a hot young lady in a bar. After joking around for a few minutes she said "hey I love your jacket, where'd you get that?". I then told her that it's actually a replica of the Indiana Jones jacket. This is when she remembered that she "had to go somewhere". FML
by cole / 04/24/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Connecticut) / Love
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
by Noname / 03/02/2009 at 1:52pm / Canada (Quebec) / Transportation
by Mofisto / 02/15/2009 at 5:43am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
- Today, I travelled in a shared taxi on the winding roads of the Peruvian Andes. The guy next to me… Today, at lunch, my seven-year-old daughter and I had a chat. I asked her if she had a sweetheart.… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…