About Mister_Triangle : I try to post witty comments; I either fail or succeed....usually.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
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Mister_Triangle's favorite FMLs
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by unholy shit / 01/23/2012 at 5:33pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by too slow / 01/18/2012 at 12:09am / United States / Love
by Emily / 12/17/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML
by picklemonger / 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm / Canada / Transportation
by Anonymous / 11/14/2011 at 12:09am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/01/2011 at 7:44am / Sweden (Vastra Gotaland) / Miscellaneous
by me / 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by nicchick411 / 03/27/2011 at 11:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, my family came back from holiday to discover that my little sister had messed with the cat flap before we left. Several stray cats were able to come in, but were unable to get out, and left shit in various areas around the house. FML
by cathouse / 03/26/2011 at 3:27pm / United Kingdom (North Down) / Animals
Today, I was studying late and kept hearing weird screeching sounds from outside. I couldn't figure out what it was and started getting really freaked out. It wasn't until later that I realized it was just my nose whistling. FML
by rockefoe / 06/30/2010 at 4:04am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the hospital to get my ingrown toenail removed. The doctors put me on a little surgery table and told me to relax. They then injected anesthetic into my toe four times and used a pair of scissors to slowly cut through my nail. Only, the anesthetic hadn't started to work just yet. FML
by papertrains / 02/20/2010 at 10:13am / Singapore / Health
by Anonymous / 02/08/2010 at 1:23pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, my mother and I were driving through Del Taco. Instead of ordering "Macho Diet Coke", she said "Macho Diet Cock". After correcting herself and pulling up to the window, the employee who goes to my high school gave her the drink and his phone number. FML
by MachoFluster / 02/05/2010 at 2:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. My husband and I have been trying to have a baby for a while,… Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed… Today, I went to the doctor with my parents. When the doctor asked if I was sexually active, I said…