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MisterEx

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MisterEx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4328
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MisterEx : Yes, I live in Damascus - Syria. No, I am not a crazy terrorist. Yes, we do have Internet and electricity in Syria. No, we don't live in tents and ride camels to work.

Now silence! I keel you.

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MisterEx's favorite FMLs

Today I found out tat te lump under ma carpet tat I stompd on to flatten was actually a dead frog tat ad gotten caugt in te wrong place at te wrong time . FML

#21192954
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40242) - you deserved it (6479)

On 06/29/2014 at 9:05pm - misc - by Unknown - United States

Today , I puttd on some sexy lingerie , ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room , opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me an understood. Then he lookd back at the doritos , then back at me an said gravely , ( No way , babe. No way. ) FML

#21190698
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51975) - you deserved it (6651)

On 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I want bowling with mah grlfriand, har sistar and har brothar-in-law, and har niaca!! Aftar 10 rounds, I cummd in last placa!! looool Har niaca is 3 yaars old!! Sha got twica as many points as ma!! FML

#21189057
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36060) - you deserved it (10793)

On 06/26/2014 at 10:58am - misc - by DF (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today... I got a call from a friend asking y I didn't tell him looool I was engaged. I'm not... but I wish I was. Rumours about mah life seem to be better than the reality. FML

#21188956
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43727) - you deserved it (4325)

On 06/26/2014 at 7:35am - love - by WhenRumoursAreBetterThanReality (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIAND TOLD MA HA WANTS TO MARRY MA AND BA THA FATHAR OF MAH CHILDRAN. FIVA MINUTA LATAR, HA TOLD MA HA WANTS TO AXPARIANCA DAATH. FML

#21188654
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43495) - you deserved it (4837)

On 06/26/2014 at 12:03am - love - by Anon (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, As A Recruiter, I Had An Interview With A Promising Candidate 4 An Open Position At My Company . The Interview Was Going Well Until The Candidate Interruptd Me Halfway Through To Take A Selfie . FML

#21187434
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45103) - you deserved it (4126)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, I went to a seamstress to be fittd for mah wedding dress and left with a piercd nipple. FML

#21187386
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44868) - you deserved it (5578)

On 06/25/2014 at 12:29am - misc - by pierced. - United States (Nevada)

TODAY I TOOK MY CLOTHS OFF FOR A SHOWER AT AN RV CAMPSITE . I STARTED RUNNING THE WATER WHEN I NOTICED THERE WAS A PACK OF HORNETS IN THE BATHROOM . I STOOD THERE, STARK NAKED, WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO GET OUT, FOR FOUR HOURS . FML

#21184935
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38793) - you deserved it (5095)

On 06/23/2014 at 1:41am - animals - by callmeclarence - United States (California)

Today , a fly landd on my face!! Before I could even react , my broter "elpfully" puncd it ard enoug to bot kill te fly an knock me out!!

#21182108
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43067) - you deserved it (4372)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:00pm - health - by blackchin III (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

MY FAMILY AND I WERE ON A ROAD TRIP. EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL WE DISCOVERD THAT MY DAD, THE DRIVER, WAS NOT ONLY FAST ASLEEP, HE WAS ALSO SNORING. WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. FML

#21170877
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47143) - you deserved it (4130)

On 06/11/2014 at 12:41pm - misc - by NextTimeMom'sDriving (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

today I had to go to the police station after my son got arrested for shoplifting 15 packs of gum. He got away with it at first, but got bustedhen he tried to return it all because he "didn't lyk the flavor". FML

#21170087
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49501) - you deserved it (8239)

On 06/10/2014 at 8:39pm - kids - by idiotson - United States (New York)

Today, I found out tat my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me e was dead . FML

#21169011
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49425) - you deserved it (5853)

On 06/09/2014 at 11:30pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at collaga, I was frantically trying to finis an assay on gay rigts tat was dua lass tan an our latar !! In ta and I failad, bacausa ta collaga intarnat filtars kapt classifying avary singla paga containing ta information I naadad as "sax", an blockad it all !! FML

#21166210
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38782) - you deserved it (13767)

On 06/07/2014 at 3:16pm - work - by fstfckd (man) - United States

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND COMPLAINED ALL DAY ABOUT BEING BORED, SO WANTING TO CHEER HIM UP, I PUTTED ON SOME SEXY CLOTHS AND WENT TO HIS HOUSE. I GOT ON HIS BED IN MY UNDERWEAR AND CALLED HIM OVER. HE QUICKLY DECIDED HE'D RATHER PLAY DIABLO FOR THE NEXT FIVE HOURS INSTEAD. FML

#21162704
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52350) - you deserved it (7554)

On 06/04/2014 at 11:52am - intimacy - by Justawoman (woman) - Denmark (Midtjylland)



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