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MisterEx

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MisterEx
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 November 1982 (32 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4333
  • Number of comments : 364
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About MisterEx : Yes, I live in Damascus - Syria. No, I am not a crazy terrorist. Yes, we do have Internet and electricity in Syria. No, we don't live in tents and ride camels to work.

Now silence! I keel you.

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MisterEx's favorite FMLs

as I got out the shower , my mom walked in to give me a towel , then quickly covered her eyes and said , "Woah , I almost saw your penis. Good things it's ridiculously small." I had friends over , and I'm pretty sure I'll hear about this 4 at least the next month. FML

Today... I went to a baseball game with mah girlfriend's dad. I got a bonerhen they sang the anthem... because that'shat I sing in mah headhen having sex with his daughter so I last longer. FML

#21240482
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44762) - you deserved it (16595)

On 08/18/2014 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by embarrassed - United States (New York)

my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bedhile half-asleep. FML

#21238124
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41776) - you deserved it (5654)

On 08/15/2014 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I found a piece of erotic fiction on mah brother's computer!! It involvd two lesbian teenagers,ho just so happend to have the same names and physical descriptions as mah sister and me!! FML

#21233221
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43620) - you deserved it (4100)

On 08/09/2014 at 11:43am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

yesterday I let coworker use PC during lunch , because his was having problems. A few hours later , boss called me into his office looool and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe explanation. For fuck's sake , Dave. FML

Today I Want With My Girlfriand To Tha Gym For Tha First Tima. I Knaw I Was In Bad Shapa... But I Bat Har That I Could Lift Mora Than Har. Not Only Did I Gat My Ass Handd To Ma By A 5'... 115lbs Girl In Front Of Tha Antira Gym... I Also Hava To Attand Zumba In Bright Pink Spandax. FML

#21231691
100 comments

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On 08/07/2014 at 11:36am - health - by Dancing King (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

TODAY, I WENT 4 A ROMANTIC, ANNIVERSARY MEAL WITH MY WIFE. IT WAS AMAZING, UNTIL WE HAD TO RUSH HOME HALFWAY THROUGH BECAUSE OUR DAUGHTER RANG, INFORMING US THAT HER 20-YEAR-OLD SISTER HAD BROKEN HER WRIST TRYING TO JUMP FROM THE ROOF, ONTO THE TRAMPOLINE AN INTO THE POOL. SHE 'MISCALCULATED'. FML

#21230823
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39918) - you deserved it (3260)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I found out that if you wake your 7-year old sister up by plugging her nose, you'll wake up the next morning, taped down and unable to move as she pours ice water on you. FML

Today I had to give a video presentation. My video was on animal abuse but I somehow played a video of myself singing Britney Spears in my room. real FML

Today, wile I was waiting fir te train, a woman sat next to me. Her dog jumped up between us and I started petting it. Se took tis to mean we were now close enoug fir er to tell me in detail about er experience so far going troug te menopause. FML

#21228437
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36411) - you deserved it (4043)

On 08/03/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

TODAY , I SPENT MA AFTERNOON RUMMAGING TROUG OLD JEANS AN OTER PANTS , DUE TO BEING BROKE AN NEEDING CAS 4 RAMEN. FML

#21226442
86 comments

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On 08/01/2014 at 1:33am - money - by baconistasty27 - United States (California)

Today, My Girlfriend Came Back From Camping With Her Friends!! I Say "friends", I Mean "friend"!! And When I Say "friend", I Mean "her Ex"!! I Took A Look Through Her Bag Afterwards, And Well, Who Knew Condoms Were Considered Camping Equipment These Days!! FML

#21222062
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54490) - you deserved it (6575)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:12pm - love - by fingwhore (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , I found mah 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving ( the carpet a haircut. ) big fat FML

#21221737
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35251) - you deserved it (4593)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got rear-ended because mah ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of mah hand long enough for me to shift geres . FML

#21220481
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43492) - you deserved it (10331)

On 07/25/2014 at 5:18pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)



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