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MistaBass

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 29 November 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 350
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About MistaBass : It's nice to meet you

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Fucked!<b>player20270</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 4:26pm

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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MistaBass's favorite FMLs

Today, I entered a painting I'd worked on for weeks into an art competition. I won nothing. I wouldn't care so much if the guy I lost out to hadn't submitted a blank canvas and called it a "conceptual piece". FML

Today, my parents bought my 11-year-old brother a MacBook for my birthday. FML

#21425434
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (2257)

On 06/13/2015 at 12:34pm - kids - by thanks for the $5 gift voucher (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I'm on a train, feeling good because I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying, "Wee plooky cunt, fuck off!" Charming. FML

#21346702
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25740) - you deserved it (2217)

On 01/30/2015 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37849) - you deserved it (30212)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

Today, while taking a walk in the forest, someone approached me and asked to borrow the knife I had clipped to my pocket. I happily obliged, assuming he just needed it as a tool. Instead, he used the knife to mug me, taking my cellphone and my wallet. I was robbed with my own knife. FML

Today, I told my parents that what I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, and have been wanting for months. They laughed and said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone and perhaps you'll become normal." FML

#20488681
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36471) - you deserved it (9445)

On 02/01/2013 at 4:19am - misc - by HistoryFreak (woman) - France

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28452) - you deserved it (3669)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, after my credit card was stolen, the thief made donations to charitable associations. Now I feel bad for asking for the money back. FML

#18973351
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39092) - you deserved it (3757)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm - money - by zobara - Switzerland

Today, I was breaking into a house when three police cruisers pulled up. They ran my social, my license plates, and asked me twenty minutes worth of questions, before allowing me to go back to work. I work as a locksmith; the homeowner had lost their keys. FML

#18968105
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39313) - you deserved it (3628)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:11am - work - by ABBenzin (man) - United States

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

Today, while my wife was watching me get undressed she said "Bloody hell, you really are getting a beer belly. And it makes your already tiny willy look even tinier." All her accusations are true. FML

#8509840
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24769) - you deserved it (7349)

On 02/21/2010 at 6:52am - intimacy - by foutu - Sent from mobile version

Today, my football team played in a game against our rival school that was just a few blocks away. We hadn't lost the game in exactly 49 years, we were playing for the 50th year win. We lost 63-0, and got booed off the field by our own crowd. FML

#5478797
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20212) - you deserved it (36597)

On 09/26/2009 at 1:19am - misc - by Fmycar - United States (California)

Today, I was eating lunch naked at my home watching porn on the big screen. I heard the garage door opening meaning my roommate was coming home. In my haste to get dressed, I fell back in the barstool I was sitting in and knocked myself out. I woke up still naked and with lettuce all over me. FML

#278861
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25209) - you deserved it (77314)

On 03/11/2009 at 8:26pm - intimacy - by HansonLUVR (man) - United States (Florida)



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