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MistaBass
  • Town/Country : Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 126
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I told my parents that what I'd really like for my 21st birthday is the 1865 edition of the Memoirs of Saint-Simon in 22 volumes that I found online for $200, and have been wanting for months. They laughed and said, "Yeah, right. We'll get you an iPhone and perhaps you'll become normal." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28023) - you deserved it (8055)

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