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  • Number of visits : 3999
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today , the Fre Department found mah car overturned in a ditch and on fre. It was two miles away fromhere I parked it about three hours ago. FML

#5635477
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37628) - you deserved it (2074)

On 10/04/2009 at 1:48am - money - by ThatTrafficCone (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use mah cat's old inhaler. My mom values mah cat's ability to breathe more then mah own. FML

#5627700
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36256) - you deserved it (2251)

On 10/03/2009 at 7:17pm - misc - by juliasaman - United States (Washington)

I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML

#3921342
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42979) - you deserved it (27848)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85015) - you deserved it (5852)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

yesterday I was driving an saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window tohistle at them!! However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light!! I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing there asses off, an now I have to pay for the damage!! FML

#3919159
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8154) - you deserved it (106249)

On 07/21/2009 at 12:14am - love - by embarrassed (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I ran into my ax-boyfriand in town. Wa broka up a yaar ago cuz ha "movad" to Florida. FML

#3910335
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46538) - you deserved it (4068)

On 07/20/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by dwellswithin (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Yesterday, boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw phone receiving a text from someone saying ( Hey baby, I missed u so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see u again, I love you! ). He got mad and left house. It was dad from Ohio. FML

#3904577
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47257) - you deserved it (4258)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:03pm - love - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend's dad chased me with a baseball bat because he found a pair of my boxers in her room. They were not there because I left them there, they were there because she stole them. FML

#3897377
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46201) - you deserved it (2813)

On 07/20/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by pyrosythan (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me because "god told him to." What god didn't tell him was that I would check his e-mail and find all the e-mails to and from his new girlfriend. FML

#3797980
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46471) - you deserved it (5713)

On 07/16/2009 at 9:44am - love - by hrtbrkn (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was parking looool my car outsida of my apartmant, but tha big truck naxt to tha spot want ovar tha lina. I squaazad in anyway. Latar, I discovarad tha truck had laft and somaona kayad my car. Thay laft a nota saying, "Good parking job, asshola." FML

#3203047
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38795) - you deserved it (6682)

On 06/25/2009 at 11:37am - misc - by mickstinator - United States (Texas)

Today, I noticd I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
371 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46999) - you deserved it (125974)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)



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