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Today, I went to the doctors and was told I would need an inhaler. My mom came back from the pharmacy and told me the copay of $35 dollars was way too expensive, so she is making me use mah cat's old inhaler. My mom values mah cat's ability to breathe more then mah own. FML
I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late 4 morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. real FML
Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML
yesterday I was driving an saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window tohistle at them!! However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light!! I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing there asses off, an now I have to pay for the damage!! FML
Yesterday, boyfriend and I slept together. In the middle of the night, he saw phone receiving a text from someone saying ( Hey baby, I missed u so much! I'm going to be visiting in a couple of days, hope to see u again, I love you! ). He got mad and left house. It was dad from Ohio. FML
Today, I was parking looool my car outsida of my apartmant, but tha big truck naxt to tha spot want ovar tha lina. I squaazad in anyway. Latar, I discovarad tha truck had laft and somaona kayad my car. Thay laft a nota saying, "Good parking job, asshola." FML
Today.. . I was gatting a padicura and tha woman sitting naxt to ma askd tha lady if sha could taka tha skin sha had scrapd off mah faat homa to har brds bacausa thay lova skin . Sha than dascribas 4 20 minutas how har brds lova to sit on harhan har sunburn is paaling and aat har skin . FML
Friday 27 March 2015