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MissyPepper
  • Town/Country : nope, nopevile
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 90
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About MissyPepper : I'm extremely shy, but I love making friends so feel free to message me.
I'm an artist, writer, and photographer. I love swimming and being outdoors.
Kik: MissyPepperBums
Snapchat: ZestyPoptart

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Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43545) - you deserved it (4600)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States

Today, I was convinced by my friends to watch an episode of the American TV show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo". They said it was bad, but I didn't anticipate having a full-blown panic attack ten minutes into it. FML

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On 08/03/2013 at 5:57pm - health - by WTF, America? (man) - Sweden



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